Tall Hookers

[clarkworm]

This morning in class we had a guest lecture on environmental economics. The dude obviously knew his shit, but b/w his slicked back hair, lavender shirt w/ matching tie, crocodile shoes, and gaudy gold cufflinks, well... it was too easy. Kelaine and I constructed an elaborate life for him via IM in which he lives in Brentwood, drives a BMW convertable, wears a pinky ring, has a fluffy cat named Bianca who he feeds Fancy Feast out of a crystal glass, has a lot of beige furniture, and has a 24 year old daughter who calls him "Daddy".

But I think Jeff had a better idea:

bigpop1821: na na, this guy is def a mercedes hard top convertible guy, lives in malibu, is in debt, and he likes tall hookers