GPAC Happy Hour
Last night at happy hour, Megan's friend Ed shared with me the best piece of Tufts gossip ever - This dude I knew and graduated with 1. Dated asshole Frenchman Fabrice from "The Bachelorette", and 2. IS NOW A GAY PROSTITUTE. Excellent. Won't read that one in the Alumni News.
Just a few good tidbits from the evening:
"It's a small bourgeois." --Dick, in response to my astonishment that Ed had been this dude's roommate (and a few weeks back another friend of a friend had dated one of my good friend's exes for awhile...)
"I'M SORRY, BUT I FUCKING LOVE HALL & OATS. I'LL ADMIT IT. I LOVE HALL & OATS AND I'M WHITE AND I LOVE BILLY JOEL AND I WON'T APOLOGIZE!!!" --Kelaine, raising her white-girl freak flag
"Your dad's a wigger." --Art, re: Kelaine's dad
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Today I went thrifting @ goodwill/trendy shit shopping on Melrose. Guess who is now the proud owner of a Kim Jong Il t-shirt AND a "Lick Bush in '92" t-shirt. You're all jealous.
Just a few good tidbits from the evening:
"It's a small bourgeois." --Dick, in response to my astonishment that Ed had been this dude's roommate (and a few weeks back another friend of a friend had dated one of my good friend's exes for awhile...)
"I'M SORRY, BUT I FUCKING LOVE HALL & OATS. I'LL ADMIT IT. I LOVE HALL & OATS AND I'M WHITE AND I LOVE BILLY JOEL AND I WON'T APOLOGIZE!!!" --Kelaine, raising her white-girl freak flag
"Your dad's a wigger." --Art, re: Kelaine's dad
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Today I went thrifting @ goodwill/trendy shit shopping on Melrose. Guess who is now the proud owner of a Kim Jong Il t-shirt AND a "Lick Bush in '92" t-shirt. You're all jealous.