Wash then fun
Ahhhhh! For you loyal patrons of Clarkwestfield, this is another retarded quiz! Some of you submitted new entries to older posts. Feel free to view them. That and I unscreened about 4 things right now.
For tomorrow.....
Well I hope tomorrow goes well. Losing doesn't piss me off, but I prefer to win. You are in a casino! Expect to lose! Losing can be fun too! I would like to acquire more cash, but losing is what I would bet on. I had quite a damn good streak last year, then it ended pretty quickly when I overstepped my bounds. Know your role. I am not a crazy asian guy that can plunk down 50,000 grand on mini-baccarat at a table I lowered because 50 min was too much. I am also not the guy that buys in for 200, 4 times, but bets on ties and walks away with 3,000 dollars! I am the dude that picks a number I wish to bet, and bet that amount until I lose half of my goal. Once that happens, I change games.
So, I am bringing in my standard amount... and expecting to lose about half of it, switch it up, and probably lose the other half. If I get back close to what I bought in for, then that is cool. I am not cool enough to be black label at the borgata though. One day maybe, but I better have a DTI of x > 10%. Comps are cool. Too bad you only earn real points when your average bet is over 100 and your duration is over 4 hours (and buy in is 2,500). That gets you rooms, limos, free slots, rebates, drinks, meals, spa treatment and the like. I amnot going to be that dude for quite some time. I am still unsure that I ever want to be that dude. When the asian guy placed 50,000 in a stack on the table, I was thinking to myself, "!!! WHY F*CKING GAMBLE THAT! HOME! BUY A HOME! BUSINESS! SOMETHING!! WHY GAMBLE THAT???" Besides, if I had that much to lose, I would play for, hmmm... a 4% return (if that(, since that pays more than a 5 year CD where I work. sure there is risk, but hey! What the fuck are you doing with that cash anyway?
I'm going to figure out how to make a cool picture / you are a this quiz. hehe. Then you can find out something.
Okay, I need to shower and do laundry.
Here is a dumb question to ponder.
FOR 5,000 DOLLARS IN US CASH, WHAT WOULD BE THE MOST PHYSICAL HARM YOU WOULD ALLOW YOURSELF TO EXPERIENCE? iF 5,000 ISN'T ENOUGH, THINK OF A NUMBER AND A TASK! LIKE, 200,000 TO LOSE A LEG, OR 1,500,000 TO HAVE YOUR TEETH REPLACED WITH SUPER-BALLS. DON'T THINK PORNO, THINK FEAR FACTOR, BUT WITH POSSIBLE PERMANENT DAMAGE. WOULD YOU, SAY, LOSE A TOE FOR 5,000? GET A STUPID TATTOO ON YOU NECK? HAVE YOUR HANDS SURGICALLY BROKEN AND MENDED? HAVE YOUR JAW WIRED SHUT FOR X MONTHS? HOW ABOUT GET BITTEN BY A BROWN RECLUSE SPIDER? MACE YOURSELF UNTIL BLINDNESS? EAT A GALLON OF SLUGS? GET WHIPPED UNTIL UNCONSCIOUSNESS, BE WOKEN UP, WHIPPED AGAIN... HOW MANY TIMES? OR MAYBE
ANOTHER FAVORITE, BE BRANDED WITH STUPID WORDS ALL OVER YOU BODY. YOU MAKE THE CALL! I'LL RESPOND LATER TOMORROW WHEN I THINK OF SOMETING GOOD.
CLARKWESTFIELD OUT!!!
For tomorrow.....
Well I hope tomorrow goes well. Losing doesn't piss me off, but I prefer to win. You are in a casino! Expect to lose! Losing can be fun too! I would like to acquire more cash, but losing is what I would bet on. I had quite a damn good streak last year, then it ended pretty quickly when I overstepped my bounds. Know your role. I am not a crazy asian guy that can plunk down 50,000 grand on mini-baccarat at a table I lowered because 50 min was too much. I am also not the guy that buys in for 200, 4 times, but bets on ties and walks away with 3,000 dollars! I am the dude that picks a number I wish to bet, and bet that amount until I lose half of my goal. Once that happens, I change games.
So, I am bringing in my standard amount... and expecting to lose about half of it, switch it up, and probably lose the other half. If I get back close to what I bought in for, then that is cool. I am not cool enough to be black label at the borgata though. One day maybe, but I better have a DTI of x > 10%. Comps are cool. Too bad you only earn real points when your average bet is over 100 and your duration is over 4 hours (and buy in is 2,500). That gets you rooms, limos, free slots, rebates, drinks, meals, spa treatment and the like. I amnot going to be that dude for quite some time. I am still unsure that I ever want to be that dude. When the asian guy placed 50,000 in a stack on the table, I was thinking to myself, "!!! WHY F*CKING GAMBLE THAT! HOME! BUY A HOME! BUSINESS! SOMETHING!! WHY GAMBLE THAT???" Besides, if I had that much to lose, I would play for, hmmm... a 4% return (if that(, since that pays more than a 5 year CD where I work. sure there is risk, but hey! What the fuck are you doing with that cash anyway?
I'm going to figure out how to make a cool picture / you are a this quiz. hehe. Then you can find out something.
Okay, I need to shower and do laundry.
Here is a dumb question to ponder.
FOR 5,000 DOLLARS IN US CASH, WHAT WOULD BE THE MOST PHYSICAL HARM YOU WOULD ALLOW YOURSELF TO EXPERIENCE? iF 5,000 ISN'T ENOUGH, THINK OF A NUMBER AND A TASK! LIKE, 200,000 TO LOSE A LEG, OR 1,500,000 TO HAVE YOUR TEETH REPLACED WITH SUPER-BALLS. DON'T THINK PORNO, THINK FEAR FACTOR, BUT WITH POSSIBLE PERMANENT DAMAGE. WOULD YOU, SAY, LOSE A TOE FOR 5,000? GET A STUPID TATTOO ON YOU NECK? HAVE YOUR HANDS SURGICALLY BROKEN AND MENDED? HAVE YOUR JAW WIRED SHUT FOR X MONTHS? HOW ABOUT GET BITTEN BY A BROWN RECLUSE SPIDER? MACE YOURSELF UNTIL BLINDNESS? EAT A GALLON OF SLUGS? GET WHIPPED UNTIL UNCONSCIOUSNESS, BE WOKEN UP, WHIPPED AGAIN... HOW MANY TIMES? OR MAYBE
ANOTHER FAVORITE, BE BRANDED WITH STUPID WORDS ALL OVER YOU BODY. YOU MAKE THE CALL! I'LL RESPOND LATER TOMORROW WHEN I THINK OF SOMETING GOOD.
CLARKWESTFIELD OUT!!!