YES. It is I, Jessa, back from the dead (where "the dead" = "caring too much about my job") to make a very important post!
From my "How I Met Your Mother" Yuletide classic,
"The No 'No Homo' Code":
"Excuse me," Barney said, neatly crossing one leg over the other. "Having recently lost the daily pleasure of my lips, I understand your hesitation, Scherbatsky - or should I say, Scher-you're-not-sick-with-envy-atsky?"
"You shouldn't," Marshall said.
From "The Over-Correction," this week's episode of "How I Met Your Mother":
TED: And where's the worst abuser of my generosity, Barney? Or should I say, BORROW-ny?
MARSHALL: You should never say that, and I think he's out with Patrice.
I'M JUST SAYING. CHARACTERIZATION, MOTHERFUCKER; I HAVE YOU.
What if I came back to LJ in no fannish capacity whatsoever? Hmmm.