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Please tell people who I no longer talk to about what a bad friend I am (or is it am not?). Please call me and call me on it. Please pretend there was a friendship to uphold and that you valued it enough to say something to me about what a shithead I am. Yes, Natasha...my favorite part of our friendship was the eternal snubbing. No, it didn't exist. Everyone imagined it. It was all in my head. Act friendly so you can ask for my signature and money to copyright some songs. God forbid you call for an unprofessional reason. Thank you for your charity. Please read this, and call me about it/call me on it.