retorts of the venerable allen
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception.I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
There's an old joke. Uh, two elderly women are at a Catskills mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know, and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life. Full of loneliness and misery and suffering and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly.
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception.I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'
If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
There's an old joke. Uh, two elderly women are at a Catskills mountain resort, and one of 'em says, "Boy, the food at this place is really terrible." The other one says, "Yeah, I know, and such small portions." Well, that's essentially how I feel about life. Full of loneliness and misery and suffering and unhappiness, and it's all over much too quickly.