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[clappamungus]

smam challenges clappamungus on their honesty.COMBAT CARDS 2.1

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watch clappamungus fightclappamungus produces a witness, a vicar and a lawyer, it's no contest smam can't match that level of honestysmam has been defeated by clappamungusHowever the comotion has awoken smam's parent hyujinhyujin challenges clappamungus to display their depth.COMBAT CARDS 2.1

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watch clappamungus fightclappamungus sinks to such depths of depravity hyujin surrenders utterly disgusted, it's a win but it wasn't nice to watch.hyujin has been defeated by clappamungusHowever the comotion has awoken hyujin's parent remotegoatremotegoat challenges clappamungus to prove their sophistication.COMBAT CARDS 2.1

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watch clappamungus fightWhilst preparing for the fight, remotegoat notices clappamungus's wife brings his morning coffee shaken not stirred - remotegoat isn't stupid and quits before things get rough.CONGRATULATIONS YOU WIN
CLAPPAMUNGUS SCORED: 3/3 (100%)You have defeated all players at this level.Congratulations you have been awarded an ultimate fighter level of 3Future games will be harder I'm afraid!

HA! In your face, you...you...cards.

Edit And then...

I DID IT AGAIN!!!


thewhiteusagi challenges clappamungus on their honesty.COMBAT CARDS 2.1

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watch clappamungus fightclappamungus admits to having relations with a small yorkshire terrier, such honest is too brutal for thewhiteusagi.thewhiteusagi has been defeated by clappamungusHowever the comotion has awoken thewhiteusagi's parent fangedboxfangedbox challenges clappamungus to prove their sophistication.COMBAT CARDS 2.1

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watch clappamungus fightclappamungus produces a pocket pun of such sophistication that fangedbox is reduced to tears.fangedbox has been defeated by clappamungusHowever the comotion has awoken fangedbox's parent latrine_orderlylatrine_orderly challenges clappamungus on their honesty.COMBAT CARDS 2.1

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watch clappamungus fightclappamungus admits to having stolen all the pies, such honesty puts latrine_orderly to shame.latrine_orderly has been defeated by clappamungusHowever the comotion has awoken latrine_orderly's parent remotegoatremotegoat challenges clappamungus to prove their social status.COMBAT CARDS 2.1

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watch clappamungus fightclappamungus quickly forms a random policitcal party and gets elected to the House of Commons, remotegoat finds their council tax bill increased 20 fold and accepts defeat.CONGRATULATIONS YOU WIN
CLAPPAMUNGUS SCORED: 4/4 (100%)You have defeated all players at this level.Congratulations you have been awarded an ultimate fighter level of 4Future games will be harder I'm afraid!

OK, I admit it. I have no idea what's going on.

Edit #2

But...

THEN I PULL OUT THE SUCKER PUNCH AND...


hellokittypurr challenges clappamungus to a fertility test.COMBAT CARDS 2.1

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watch clappamungus fighthellokittypurr is found to be sterile, and leave quickly for a chat with their wife and kids. clappamungus wins.hellokittypurr has been defeated by clappamungusHowever the comotion has awoken hellokittypurr's parent rampantpandarampantpanda challenges clappamungus to display their depth.COMBAT CARDS 2.1

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watch clappamungus fightclappamungus sinks to such depths of depravity rampantpanda surrenders utterly disgusted, it's a win but it wasn't nice to watch.rampantpanda has been defeated by clappamungusHowever the comotion has awoken rampantpanda's parent thebigfatmanthebigfatman challenges clappamungus to display their depth.COMBAT CARDS 2.1

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watch clappamungus fightclappamungus sinks to such depths of depravity thebigfatman surrenders utterly disgusted, it's a win but it wasn't nice to watch.thebigfatman has been defeated by clappamungusHowever the comotion has awoken thebigfatman's parent davethebravedavethebrave challenges clappamungus to display their depth.COMBAT CARDS 2.1

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watch clappamungus fightclappamungus sinks to such depths of depravity davethebrave surrenders utterly disgusted, it's a win but it wasn't nice to watch.davethebrave has been defeated by clappamungusHowever the comotion has awoken davethebrave's parent remotegoatremotegoat challenges clappamungus to prove their sophistication.COMBAT CARDS 2.1

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watch clappamungus fightclappamungus produces a pocket pun of such sophistication that remotegoat is reduced to tears.CONGRATULATIONS YOU WIN
CLAPPAMUNGUS SCORED: 5/5 (100%)You have defeated all players at this level.Congratulations you have been awarded an ultimate fighter level of 5Future games will be harder I'm afraid!