Big Scary Man eats ankle-biters.
Here's a hint to all parents whose kids are scared of me:
Calling me the "Big Scary Man" and laughing will generally not (a) make the kid any less scared or (b) put me in a better mood.
Asking the same kid to "kiss Shayne on the cheek" just after referring to me as the "Big Scary Man" won't fulfill (a) or (b) either.
Calling me the "Big Scary Man" and laughing will generally not (a) make the kid any less scared or (b) put me in a better mood.
Asking the same kid to "kiss Shayne on the cheek" just after referring to me as the "Big Scary Man" won't fulfill (a) or (b) either.