Shitshitshitshit Exam Results

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I may be flunking out of school tomorrow.

Shit. Shit. Shit. Nervous now. Should be working. Screw that, I should be sleeping. Should tidy my room. Should pack my stuff. Should shower (I smell of chemicals). Should not find any of my patients attractive. Should try and understand the brachial plexus. Should read up on the male pelvis

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[dytabytes]

*offers hugs and, if that doesn't work, sexual favours of the 'i will write you pron?' variety*

Staring at the screen whispering 'shit' is quite possibly the works situation ever. Screw the running away from rabid bears while naked. At least then you can do something. there's a peculiar sense of lethargy and desperation when you're faced with impending doom and all you can do is sit at your computer and stare.

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See, that's the reason you're my new favourite person on the internets. *is happy* I would take you up on that porn offer but hugs worked and you said you’ve got mid-terms. Good luck with them.

Though if you’re bored then Ratchet/Wheeljack UST and with possible innuendo would be awesome. Especially if it was in your bar soap AU.

*nods* I hear ya there. Impending doom is not for the win. Fortunately I passed the theory (barely) and absolutly aced my practicals. I’m still hung over.
Plus: I’m quite good at running naked. Though not away from bears. True story.

[dytabytes]

For you!

I swear, I can't resist writing about them. I'm so easy.

Practicals? How does that work?

*snerk* You have caught my interest. What is this story?

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That was fabulous. You included my two OTPs! How did you know? ’Jack/Ratchet’s armpit and Ratchet/bed. Ship them so hard! Heehee, glad you enjoy writing about them because they’re fun to read. You got any other people in this ‘verse (or who cares? Ratchet/Wheeljack are all you really need)?

Practicals: Basically we have 10 minute stations where they give us actors/fake patients and we have to take histories, perform physical examinations and demonstrate our knowledge of surface anatomy on them. You normally have to go through the basic routine and then can earn extra points if you finish fairly promptly and the examiner has time to ask you a bunch of additional questions.
Believe it or not it’s actually really good fun.

I was running towards the giant robots. *wishful* It sounds more interesting than it is. I was in Germany. Everyone’s naked in Germany. I was bored of looking at the other naked people and going through my ju-jitsu and wing tsun katas so I decided to make sure I could run. Because when you’re naked you