Okay, okay, wait. Let me get this straight.
There is going to be a Predator remake. It's called
Predators that rape classic movies in the ass. Okay. Whatever.
I get it. Hollywood is too lazy to come up with new ideas so it's just remaking old ones. I can live with that; it's not like I'm actually going to watch the damn thing.
However, not only is this already spectacular fail of a movie being made, it is also not starring Arnold Schwarzenegger.
This guy:
(who is the total and only badass that killed the Yautja without the aid of high-caliber guns)
INSTEAD, Hollywood, you are casting
Adrien Brody to play the role. The guy who played the leading role in The Pianist.
This guy:
WHAT?
WOW.
How does that work?