"He can run faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo!"
00.) Randomly list twelve of your favourite Harry Potter characters:
1. Lord Voldemort
2. Draco Malfoy
3. Ronald Weasley
4. Sirius Black
5. Fred Weasley
6. Bellatrix Lestrange
7. Remus Lupin
8. George Weasley
9. Severus Snape
10. Luna Lovegood
11. Ginny Weasley
12. Gellert Grindelwald
(I keep spelling Grindelwald as Grindeldore; damn you fanfiction writers.)
01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Bellatrix Lestrange/Ginny Weasley... I don't think so, but I'm pretty sure I saw that pairing on a summary somewhere.
02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Sirius Black? Definitely. Dishevelled, dark haired (obscenely tattooed) men are freakin' sexy, man.
03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Gellert/George... Woah. That would be fucked up, and Dumbledore would be pissed.
04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
Severus Snape? Hells yeah. I don't remember the name now, but there was this one with Snape taking Hermione against a wall (not that I'm into SS/HG, but it was HOT).
05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Draco Malfoy/Bellatrix Lestrange... I suppose, they're both purebloods. If it weren't for Bellatrix's undying love for Voldemort and their age differences, I'm sure they'd go for it.
06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Fred Weasley/Severus Snape or Fred Weasley/Luna Lovegood... FW/SS; because I am a fag hag. ^__^
07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Remus Lupin walking in on Draco Malfoy and Gellert Grindelwald? HAHAHA. I bet he'd probably have a moment of utter disgust, but then being the nice guy he is, he's apologise profusely and walk out quickly and not tell anyone what he saw.
08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
Ronald Weasley/Luna Lovegood... whaaaa? :\
Um.
Cork and Radishes: Ron Weasley is tired of watching Luna Lovegood strut her stuff around the castle with those dangling radishes and swinging corks. He wants her, and he lets her know. Rated M for extreme fetish lemons.
09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
Lord Voldemort/George Weasley... I think there probably is, and I would love to read it.
10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Remus Lupin/Gellert Grindelwald?
"It's not your fault you were a psycopath; come, let me rub noses with you."
11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Sirius Black/Lord Voldemort... HAHAHA. I would get creative with writing that.
I'd probably have Voldemort tied down or something and have Sirius Black cocktease the hell out of him before he gets Voldemort to beg for a fuck. :P
(I can picture what I'd have Voldemort say- poor, poor Voldemort. He would hate me.)
12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Remus Lupin? I don't have many friends on LJ, and I don't think any of my friends do, anyway.(they're lame)
13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Ronald Weasley? I do!
14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Ginny Weasley? None that I know of.
15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
Draco Malfoy/Sirius Black/Fred Weasley? I WOULD!
16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
LUna Lovegood?
"You know, they say orgasms are the Ministry's ways of counting the number of homosexuals in the soceity?"
17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
George Weasley... a strip tease to "I'm Too Sexy" :D
18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Voldemort/Bellatrix/Gellert
Warning: Contains dead people, necrophilia, Cruciatus and a crazy woman.
19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Luna Lovegood/Draco Malfoy
"Hey, my father tells me Salazar Slytherin chose a giant snake as his house emblem for a reason. :wink:"
20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Fred Weasley? Can't remember... but it was one with Incest. A LOT of it.
21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Bellatrix Lestrange?
Ice cream and fluffy bunnies.
22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Severus Snape/Ginny Weasley? Outright no.
23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
Ronald/Remus... Ron, cause I think he's tired of being Harry's bitch.
24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Voldemort and Severus are in a happy relationship (that's actually quite possible) until Severus suddenly runs off with Sirius (so NOT happening!). Voldemort, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Ginny and a brief unhappy affair with Gellert, then follows the wise advice of Fred and finds true love with Ron.
I would name it: Who knew?
I don't have many! Plus this story is too full of insanity to be even slightly appealing.
25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Remus/George... meh, I don't know. I prefer Fred/George, personally.
1. Lord Voldemort
2. Draco Malfoy
3. Ronald Weasley
4. Sirius Black
5. Fred Weasley
6. Bellatrix Lestrange
7. Remus Lupin
8. George Weasley
9. Severus Snape
10. Luna Lovegood
11. Ginny Weasley
12. Gellert Grindelwald
(I keep spelling Grindelwald as Grindeldore; damn you fanfiction writers.)
01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Bellatrix Lestrange/Ginny Weasley... I don't think so, but I'm pretty sure I saw that pairing on a summary somewhere.
02.)Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Sirius Black? Definitely. Dishevelled, dark haired (obscenely tattooed) men are freakin' sexy, man.
03.)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Gellert/George... Woah. That would be fucked up, and Dumbledore would be pissed.
04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
Severus Snape? Hells yeah. I don't remember the name now, but there was this one with Snape taking Hermione against a wall (not that I'm into SS/HG, but it was HOT).
05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Draco Malfoy/Bellatrix Lestrange... I suppose, they're both purebloods. If it weren't for Bellatrix's undying love for Voldemort and their age differences, I'm sure they'd go for it.
06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Fred Weasley/Severus Snape or Fred Weasley/Luna Lovegood... FW/SS; because I am a fag hag. ^__^
07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Remus Lupin walking in on Draco Malfoy and Gellert Grindelwald? HAHAHA. I bet he'd probably have a moment of utter disgust, but then being the nice guy he is, he's apologise profusely and walk out quickly and not tell anyone what he saw.
08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
Ronald Weasley/Luna Lovegood... whaaaa? :\
Um.
Cork and Radishes: Ron Weasley is tired of watching Luna Lovegood strut her stuff around the castle with those dangling radishes and swinging corks. He wants her, and he lets her know. Rated M for extreme fetish lemons.
09.)Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
Lord Voldemort/George Weasley... I think there probably is, and I would love to read it.
10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Remus Lupin/Gellert Grindelwald?
"It's not your fault you were a psycopath; come, let me rub noses with you."
11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Sirius Black/Lord Voldemort... HAHAHA. I would get creative with writing that.
I'd probably have Voldemort tied down or something and have Sirius Black cocktease the hell out of him before he gets Voldemort to beg for a fuck. :P
(I can picture what I'd have Voldemort say- poor, poor Voldemort. He would hate me.)
12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Remus Lupin? I don't have many friends on LJ, and I don't think any of my friends do, anyway.(they're lame)
13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Ronald Weasley? I do!
14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Ginny Weasley? None that I know of.
15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
Draco Malfoy/Sirius Black/Fred Weasley? I WOULD!
16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
LUna Lovegood?
"You know, they say orgasms are the Ministry's ways of counting the number of homosexuals in the soceity?"
17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
George Weasley... a strip tease to "I'm Too Sexy" :D
18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Voldemort/Bellatrix/Gellert
Warning: Contains dead people, necrophilia, Cruciatus and a crazy woman.
19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Luna Lovegood/Draco Malfoy
"Hey, my father tells me Salazar Slytherin chose a giant snake as his house emblem for a reason. :wink:"
20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Fred Weasley? Can't remember... but it was one with Incest. A LOT of it.
21.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Bellatrix Lestrange?
Ice cream and fluffy bunnies.
22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Severus Snape/Ginny Weasley? Outright no.
23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
Ronald/Remus... Ron, cause I think he's tired of being Harry's bitch.
24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Voldemort and Severus are in a happy relationship (that's actually quite possible) until Severus suddenly runs off with Sirius (so NOT happening!). Voldemort, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Ginny and a brief unhappy affair with Gellert, then follows the wise advice of Fred and finds true love with Ron.
I would name it: Who knew?
I don't have many! Plus this story is too full of insanity to be even slightly appealing.
25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Remus/George... meh, I don't know. I prefer Fred/George, personally.