Ode to joy.
Life just seems a little pointless when I know for a fact I am going to go into work around 1 in the afternoon and get off around 9 and completely miss every part of this beautiful day. Tomorrow will most likely be colder, and I will most likely not go outside that much. What a life.
Valentines day was quite the party.
Here is my recipe for a great valentines day for future notice. Everyone must follow:
1. Paint your sweetheart something nice so you dont have to buy something real expensive. cost: free (if you already have the stuff)
2. Write something nice on the back of the canvas so you dont have to buy a card (dont forget to spell something wrong). cost: free
3. Tell her that she probably doesnt want to watch all the stupids feeding each other pasta or some soup like substance, So she will probably want to go somewhere like soupersalad. cost: $15
4. Instead of going out to the movies and seeing all the stupids frenching, rent a cheesy romance entitled "the notebook", and do some frenching on your own. cost: 4 Dollars + gum
5. Lastly, stop frenching and take her home early so you can get some much needed rest, but dont forget to make your valentine cry because he/she really did want to watch people frenching at the fancy schmancy restaurant and go do other fance schmancy things.
Final cost: under 30 dollars. (less than the price of a nice bouquet of roses)
I most certainly win the best boyfriend award this year!
j/k
-Brandon
Valentines day was quite the party.
Here is my recipe for a great valentines day for future notice. Everyone must follow:
1. Paint your sweetheart something nice so you dont have to buy something real expensive. cost: free (if you already have the stuff)
2. Write something nice on the back of the canvas so you dont have to buy a card (dont forget to spell something wrong). cost: free
3. Tell her that she probably doesnt want to watch all the stupids feeding each other pasta or some soup like substance, So she will probably want to go somewhere like soupersalad. cost: $15
4. Instead of going out to the movies and seeing all the stupids frenching, rent a cheesy romance entitled "the notebook", and do some frenching on your own. cost: 4 Dollars + gum
5. Lastly, stop frenching and take her home early so you can get some much needed rest, but dont forget to make your valentine cry because he/she really did want to watch people frenching at the fancy schmancy restaurant and go do other fance schmancy things.
Final cost: under 30 dollars. (less than the price of a nice bouquet of roses)
I most certainly win the best boyfriend award this year!
j/k
-Brandon