oo1 | action, phone (event | don't blink)

Mar 08, 2011 18:46

[Action(?) for 306 Miller Street

Oh hi there, little family. Daddy woke up very early this morning. He didn't make a big fuss or throw things around haphazardly looking for a way back to his 'real home.' In fact, he gets up just like any other drone would, puts on his suit like it was tailor made to fit him, and promptly locks himself in the study.

You will get used to Brad Crawford, tiny family. But probably you shouldn't knock on the door, no matter how much it sounds like he's tearing the room apart and slamming things onto the floor. He'll pick up after himself.

Besides, things will go quiet before too long. Because thing one is look for the things he tried to leave behind for himself, but thing two is to silently monitor the phones.

And then, after things begin to piece themselves together, to speak into said phone:]

Disheartening, to be sure. I had hoped for a good deal more by now. But I suppose there have been all sorts of delightful little anecdotes that keep this place just the same as it's always been.

If these... statues haven't scared everyone inside already, now would be a fine time for cake.
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