verdict.

[clairexbearx]

PublicSo the verdict for the dress is...

Comments

[snagglesmile]

I like it. The earrings say "I'll maul you" but the necklace says "but I'll be gentle about it."

[clairexbearx]

Steve, I'm going to maul you, but I'll be nice and not hurt you too much :)

[snagglesmile]

I don't know whether to be frightened, or to just yell "Bring it on!"

Ooh, maul me in public, I'll get a rep around town ;)

[clairexbearx]

I'd laugh so hard if you said bring it on.
hoo-zah, it is on Steve.;)

[snagglesmile]

Maul me... If you dare!

[clairexbearx]

Steve, I don't think kittens would be scared of you. So I highly doubt I'm going to be scared of you.

[snagglesmile]

Kittens love me!

[clairexbearx]

Good luck trying to look tough then :)

[snagglesmile]

You ever fought a man? Yeah, but you ever fought a man covered in kittens?! The overpowering cuteness will render you defenseless. Besides, you don't hit kittens, do you?

[clairexbearx]

I'll gently pick up the kitties and then put them in a basket. Then I'll maul you :) I do not hit kitties.

Unless the kittens are glued to you. Then you're pretty much screwed cuz they'll be stuck to you and you'll be hurting them. And I'll laugh at your misfortune.

[snagglesmile]

But you seem to forget, Claire, that kitten pants come off. The kittens will protect me, then wander off together later when the threat dissipates. And if you try to get them off me to maul me, then you're trying to maul me without my clothes on. I doubt you want to do that, many have died from the mere sight!

[clairexbearx]

Steve, you're confusing me. First off, kittens on your pants... are the on you or glued on. If they are glued on, you'll be getting beat up with kittens on you. If they aren't glued on, I'll make fun of you. Both ways, you lose.:)

[snagglesmile]

Either way, I'm being taken down by a girl. At least I'll have kittens near me at the time. They can mew over my grave during the funeral.

[clairexbearx]

Aw, no way. I'll keep the kitties and train them to attack boys named Steve. :) That'd be so cool!

[snagglesmile]

I hereby renounce the name Steve. I shall now be known to all kittens as Murry.

[clairexbearx]

"Hey kittens, now you gotta attack Steve AND Murry.