Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I broke
train's X-Box (-12 points). In November I bought porn for
quite_a_feeling (-10 points). In February I knocked over an old lady and helped her back up (-6 points). Last Thursday I gave
bobobanana a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In March
claireistheshit and I robbed a bank (-50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-28 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
clairescowboy
this was kind of funny, but late.