Out of the closet (well my mum knows)
Not updated for ages so just going to mention the things i think are most interesting. If you don't agree that they're interesting then don't read it. Ok firstly i am oficially poor and i did not think i would ever be in this state again since i have a job. God it makes me suicidal.
Last week i went out to manchester and its great being an incredibly beautiful blonde with large hooters because then bouncers are more inclined to let you into clubs. For instance, i walked over to a strip club with my work buddies and you had to be 26 and over. I showed them my sister's ID which says i am nearly 19 and they said it was fine. But unfortunately they would not accept this lad's ID so i will have to wait for another time to go and see strippers.
People that live near m,e have been hit with hysteria as there is a rapist on the loose and my manager would not let me leave Tesco last week until i had someone to go home with which meant i had to wait an hour and a half so i could afford a taxi with someone else. It was rather annoying.
On saturday i went to mark green's party and it was fun and i was worried i'd just sit in the corner and drink but i didn't and it was fun. Then i got to casis and claire wombwell told me a boy i use to hang around with last year died. So i was a little distraught and it was worse since i was wasted.
The following day Si rang me to inform me Dale wasn't dead so i decided to celebrate by going to a prty. However i embarassed myself by doing an extremely cool dance to Mr Brightside and decided it was best i should leave. But then because of the rapist everyone walked me home (there was around 25 of us). We just looked like a gang that was looking for trouble and the amount of scals near my house, this was not a good thing. Oh and then si rang me again a few days later to tell me that dale did die, it was very confusing!!
On monday i went to the White hart with shaz and got really drunk. Then me and charlotte talked about how fit the women are in buffy and time just flew by. I got a lift home with my mum and told her i love a woman and she didn't answer so i cried. She keeps mentioning it anow and wants to discuss it but i don't want to speak about it.
So thats about it really. I met my soulmate at work as well. He's like my hand twin only my hands are slightly more attractive.
If you managed to read this then god bless you all.
Last week i went out to manchester and its great being an incredibly beautiful blonde with large hooters because then bouncers are more inclined to let you into clubs. For instance, i walked over to a strip club with my work buddies and you had to be 26 and over. I showed them my sister's ID which says i am nearly 19 and they said it was fine. But unfortunately they would not accept this lad's ID so i will have to wait for another time to go and see strippers.
People that live near m,e have been hit with hysteria as there is a rapist on the loose and my manager would not let me leave Tesco last week until i had someone to go home with which meant i had to wait an hour and a half so i could afford a taxi with someone else. It was rather annoying.
On saturday i went to mark green's party and it was fun and i was worried i'd just sit in the corner and drink but i didn't and it was fun. Then i got to casis and claire wombwell told me a boy i use to hang around with last year died. So i was a little distraught and it was worse since i was wasted.
The following day Si rang me to inform me Dale wasn't dead so i decided to celebrate by going to a prty. However i embarassed myself by doing an extremely cool dance to Mr Brightside and decided it was best i should leave. But then because of the rapist everyone walked me home (there was around 25 of us). We just looked like a gang that was looking for trouble and the amount of scals near my house, this was not a good thing. Oh and then si rang me again a few days later to tell me that dale did die, it was very confusing!!
On monday i went to the White hart with shaz and got really drunk. Then me and charlotte talked about how fit the women are in buffy and time just flew by. I got a lift home with my mum and told her i love a woman and she didn't answer so i cried. She keeps mentioning it anow and wants to discuss it but i don't want to speak about it.
So thats about it really. I met my soulmate at work as well. He's like my hand twin only my hands are slightly more attractive.
If you managed to read this then god bless you all.