Jesus made Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve
I've just been to the fair it was so beautiful. They wouldn't let me in the circus house thing because i was too tall but i could of had a size problem. I hate sizeism it makes me want to cry because i felt abused. I saw Kirsty there shes such a slut. Oh my god the ghost train was shit i mean seriously you went in and it was just BINBAGS stuck on the wall with words for example scream and boo paint sprayed on them. It was terrible and i am not exaggerating on the crapness it actually was just plain crap. It was only £8 though to get in, well £7.99 but i didn't get my 1p change the robbers. I could of been giving that to charity and those gypsies decided to keep it for themselves. I feel raped. At least the rollercoaster was fun fun fun.
On Saturday Lauren, Natalie and Joe came to my house and we got really drunk and me and natalie decided to throw drinks over each other and pretend to fall out. She hit Joe with a belt it was like bondage and it was a big turn on. We watched Battle Royale and gave our own views on every single scene it was wonderful. Possibly one of the best moments of my life. Later on me and Joe went to the park and played on the facilities. I felt like i was 12 again, you know how it is, go to the park with a friend and end up getting bummed. Good times.
This morning my mum got off her holiday and opened her mail and there was a letter for her which was all about me and was so homophobic and so anonymous. A lot of you are suspects and i'm going to have to make you all do handwriting tests you utter bastards. I am making a joke about it but i was really upset about it. I cried a little. God homophobics. I hope i don't give birth to one, it would be worst than having a black baby. A ginger baby would be worse than a homophobe baby when you think about it properly.
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On Saturday Lauren, Natalie and Joe came to my house and we got really drunk and me and natalie decided to throw drinks over each other and pretend to fall out. She hit Joe with a belt it was like bondage and it was a big turn on. We watched Battle Royale and gave our own views on every single scene it was wonderful. Possibly one of the best moments of my life. Later on me and Joe went to the park and played on the facilities. I felt like i was 12 again, you know how it is, go to the park with a friend and end up getting bummed. Good times.
This morning my mum got off her holiday and opened her mail and there was a letter for her which was all about me and was so homophobic and so anonymous. A lot of you are suspects and i'm going to have to make you all do handwriting tests you utter bastards. I am making a joke about it but i was really upset about it. I cried a little. God homophobics. I hope i don't give birth to one, it would be worst than having a black baby. A ginger baby would be worse than a homophobe baby when you think about it properly.
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