Sweatpants
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“Sweatpants, Jon, are the coolest thing ever.”
“Why’s that, Brendon?”
“Everything is so much easier in them.” Brendon shifted so that he was on his side, facing Jon.
“Everything being…” Jon was lying on his side also, with his head propped up on his palm.
“Showing you would be easier than telling you.”
“Then show me.”
“Alright. It’s easier to move around.” Brendon turned onto his other side, and back to face Jon again. Jon simply raised one eyebrow, unimpressed.
“Fascinating, Brendon.”
“It’s easier to do this.” Brendon grabbed the waistband of Jon’s sweatpants, tugged it towards himself and let go, so that it snapped against Jon’s hips.
“Not funny, Brendon.”
“It’s also easier to do this.” Brendon slipped his hand down the back of Jon’s sweatpants and over the curve of his ass. Jon inhaled sharply and closed his eyes.
“Go on.” He whispered.
“Patience is a virtue.” Brendon replied, gently tracing circles on Jon’s lower back with his thumbs. He tugged at the hem of Jon’s t-shirt, lifting it off.
“What does this have to do with-” Jon was cut off by Brendon’s lips pressing against his own.
“It’s easier to do this.” Brendon murmured breathlessly, tugging his own sweatpants off. “And it’s much easier to do this.” He shoved his hand down the front of Jon’s pants. Jon gasped and arched into the touch, deciding that yeah, sweatpants were pretty damn cool.
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Later, when the two were watching Aladdin for the umpteenth time that week, Spencer exited the bathroom in a pair of sweatpants and a loose t-shirt.
“Hey Brendon…Spencer’s wearing sweatpants. Should we show him how great they are?” Jon smirked, standing up. Before Spencer could react, he had been dragged into the bedroom.
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“Guys, we only have two weeks off. Are you seriously going to waste it watching Aladdin over and - oh.” Ryan had walked in on a naked Brendon sitting in an equally naked Jon’s lap, with an also naked Spencer asleep next to them on the bed. “I guess I’ll just…come back later…or something.” Ryan turned to leave.
“Jon…Ryan’s wearing sweatpants.”