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The world according to desmond the monkey.
1) Biologists are knowledgeable and wise, but most have crap fashion sense
2) University students have more "school politics" than school kids themselves
3) Whooping cough is a horrible disease that leaves you permenantly susceptible to bad coughs, and to being slagged off by fellow students because of it. It also means its difficult to breathe at night and work in a smoky bar
4) You can make a lot of money selling kisses
5) Your trousers are definatley too big if you can pull them up without undoing them, as well as pull them down
6) I'ma Luigi anda I'ma gonna win.
7) There becomes a pint when you just cant be more tired than you already are
8) BOYS ARE STUPID AND CANT MAKE THEIR MINDS UP ABOUT ANYTHING OR THINK FOR THEMSELVES
1) Biologists are knowledgeable and wise, but most have crap fashion sense
2) University students have more "school politics" than school kids themselves
3) Whooping cough is a horrible disease that leaves you permenantly susceptible to bad coughs, and to being slagged off by fellow students because of it. It also means its difficult to breathe at night and work in a smoky bar
4) You can make a lot of money selling kisses
5) Your trousers are definatley too big if you can pull them up without undoing them, as well as pull them down
6) I'ma Luigi anda I'ma gonna win.
7) There becomes a pint when you just cant be more tired than you already are
8) BOYS ARE STUPID AND CANT MAKE THEIR MINDS UP ABOUT ANYTHING OR THINK FOR THEMSELVES