haha stole this from my cousin! mwahahahha
"Here's a parody of 'The Night Before Christmas' by me and Leisha <3
'Twas the night before the shizo, when all up in the hizo, all the homies were blazing, even my nizzo;
The negros were hung in their hanes underwear, in hopes that the groupies would soon be there;
The playas were stoned all passed out in their beds, while visions of hookers swung in their heads;
And momma in her Prada, I in my FuBu, had just started looking for my new winter hair du;
When out in the hood there arose such a clatter, I turned the corner to see nothing but blood splatter;
Away from the popo's I saw a siren flash, tore open my door and ran for my stash;
The crack of breast on my new Brazillian hoe, gave me a hard on the region below;
When what to my bloodshot eyes should appear, but a miniature pipe and eight tiny reigndeer;
With a 10 sac in his pocket and vodka spiked egg nog, I knew in a moment it must be Snoop Dogg;
Faster then ferrari's his curses they came and he rapped and he free styled and called them by name:
"Now Jerome! now B-Rad! now Fiddy! now Rule! On Nelly! on Diddy! on Dre! and on Chingy!
To the windooooooooooow to the wall! Now dash away now dash away now dash away all!"
Like Kelly and his fetish for kids isn't fly, neither is being late for your show and covering it up with a lie;
So up in the hizouse they raised the roof, with the beats full of rhymes that were off the hoof!"
'Twas the night before the shizo, when all up in the hizo, all the homies were blazing, even my nizzo;
The negros were hung in their hanes underwear, in hopes that the groupies would soon be there;
The playas were stoned all passed out in their beds, while visions of hookers swung in their heads;
And momma in her Prada, I in my FuBu, had just started looking for my new winter hair du;
When out in the hood there arose such a clatter, I turned the corner to see nothing but blood splatter;
Away from the popo's I saw a siren flash, tore open my door and ran for my stash;
The crack of breast on my new Brazillian hoe, gave me a hard on the region below;
When what to my bloodshot eyes should appear, but a miniature pipe and eight tiny reigndeer;
With a 10 sac in his pocket and vodka spiked egg nog, I knew in a moment it must be Snoop Dogg;
Faster then ferrari's his curses they came and he rapped and he free styled and called them by name:
"Now Jerome! now B-Rad! now Fiddy! now Rule! On Nelly! on Diddy! on Dre! and on Chingy!
To the windooooooooooow to the wall! Now dash away now dash away now dash away all!"
Like Kelly and his fetish for kids isn't fly, neither is being late for your show and covering it up with a lie;
So up in the hizouse they raised the roof, with the beats full of rhymes that were off the hoof!"