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That or sunscreen. A radio DJ in Sacramento used to give out tuna scented douches with his face on the applicator. That would be pretty unforgettable. I have built myself a clubhouse under my bed. It's construction was rather simple and mainly consisted of me hanging a large beach towel from the edge of my bed so that it hung to the floor and blocked my computer desk from the rest of the room. In my palace I feast upon popcorn, NoDoz, Fun Dip, and grape soda. I do not think I will ever be able to leave my fortress of solitude. I should have installed a bathroom.