magic kingdom!!!!!! woot woot
Wednesday we went to the magic kingdom- my favorite park!!!!! but first gabby and I went running for 25 minutes! We woke up early and everything- we are so super. I took a really cold shower after that lol.
So anyway after waiting for the bus and getting on the bus it felt like ages before the castle got into sight. And then when it was megan and I went crazy. We were at the magic frickin kingdom!! We were so excited. Yayface!! So we finally get in and walk down MAIN STREET USA and it was so terrific and we took a million pics in front of the castle and it was all so swell. So then we went to fantasyland and got on the winnie the pooh ride until noah and joe and chris and mike showed up cause they were on a later bus cause they didn’t fit. So it was a lovely ride and then megan tunisia mike me and em all squeezed into a much to small teacup and spun like crazy. We didn’t really fit- it was almost more fun trying to get into and out of the teacup than spinning was.
Oh I almost forgot- I was the official park guide the whole trip because I am efficient and directionally inclined. I am so smart, s-m-r-t. so I was tour guide barbie! Yay for me. I just hope I wasn’t annoying the entire time, cause I know I must have been at least some of the time.
So anyway when we are all done teacupping, we head over to dumbo! And megan was wearing dyke pants aka bermuda short things but cute cause I have a pair too that I wore later, but they are dyke pants cause of what I’m gonna say now. So megan and I are running or skipping to dumbo while holding hands cause we are so excited and we pass by this guy eating ice cream. So noah catches up to us in line and told us that mr. Ice cream eater man turned to his friend when we ran by and was like, “are those two lesbians?!” megan and I were hysterical and proud. Which is kinda sad- we were proud. So we called each other dykes the rest of the trip as well as slutmuffin and bitch. But we decided to lay off the ppda (pretend public displays of affection.) Because we wanted all the hot disney boys to know that we like them not girls and we wanted to make out with them (them as in the boys).
So we were in line for dumbo and I was so excited cause dumbo is my first ever disney ride! At least as far as I can remember, so I had tunisia take a pic of me cause it was an orange one and I went on an orange one with my uncle when I was here the first time when I was 3. Yay. I got so nostalgic. I kept remembering all the things I did in disney times before. But I will share them later. So then we went on small world and haunted mansion while we fast passed peter pan. And small world was super and silly and haunted mansion was scary like it should be. I love that ride. And peter pan was ok but definitely not worth the wait without the fast pass.
So then we hit up peco’s bills and got a super lunch. The chicken wrap was super. The fries were super. The cake was super. And the lemonade was super. I was super full. I couldn’t finish it. So we shared out left overs with the boys. And some lady spilled her drink next to me and since everyone in disney helps one another I started to help clean it up for her but she didn’t even clean it up so I stopped. And we all had a good laugh about megan unintentionally helping strangers by giving me a napkin to wipe my hands but I used it to clean the floor. It was funnier then than it is now, I promise. So while the boys took a load of we got fast passes for runaway railroad and I showed kevin where the potty was.
Then we hit up splash mountain. The people in front of us messed up the seats so the stupid worker girl screamed “2 rows of 3” at our group of 10 about 37 thousand times. So our little honors group were like “uhh 2 rows of 3 doesn’t equal 10...” so then when the screw ups were gone, the screaming chick was gone and we were halfway through the ride we figured out that she really meant 2 rows of 2 and 2 rows of 3. Hahaha we are silly. But the ride was super and I got completely soaked which I wasn’t expecting. So then we got on runaway railroad and we all looked ridiculous with our outside only hands in the air so that we wouldn’t block faces in the picture like we did on splash. But wait there was no picture so we felt awfully silly.
Oh I forgot sometime in between all that we went on space mountain and buzz lightyear and they were both better that I expected and remembered (respectively.). and we saw the talking trash can and he told us he was a talking trash can and told emily (I think) that she must moisturize cause her hands were soft and who ever was eating the poptart that he should share. It was fun.
At 2:50 (a little early) we hit up pirates of the caribbean! Yay! I was so excited. I couldn’t contain myself. We took lots of pirate pics in line and talked like pirates. I took lots of pics on the ride too. And I spent ages in the gift shop. It was super. I wanted to buy everything. But I didn’t. So then we hit up swiss family robinson after chels and I imitated joe and noah and we checked out aladdin. Ow ow. Then we were gonna do jungle cruise but the wait was too long, so we just picked flowers for our cleavage (a recurring theme), and lots of funny stuff happened like cracker throwing and falling over and cracker eating.
I don’t really remember to order of the day anymore but I do know we went on the car ride and we saw jess and then joe bet me $20 to make out with megan. we decided we would if every guy on trip put in money, but nothing short of that. so obviously it didn't happen. and then he bet me $10 to make out with chris. that didn't happen either. and then he bet me $1 to ask the car ride worker if he had ever made out with anyone from new jersey. so i did. and he was like "haha. no. you are in car 3." so i was like ok, and i ran away. haha. and joe still hasn't paid me. and i should have for real hit on him. the guy- not joe.
so then we ate dinner. Mike said slutmuffin. We went shopping. I saw a $25 pez dispenser. I bought candy for people. We took a cute picture but I said I wanted to chase the boys instead. It was fun and funny cause, well, it just was. He was go skate boy. We miss him. And while we took the pic some italian guy came over and took our pic and was like “this is going to italy. Beautiful. Beautiful.” so we were like aww thats cute, but kinda creepy. We half expect to be italian porn stars now... eek. Megan and I went on a boy search for about .4 seconds and then decided mickey’s house in toon town was more fun. So we did that. Then we went back to everyone else and watched the fireworks. And some guy proposed to his girlfriend it was so romantic. Awwww. Tinkerbell looked silly in her glowing outfit but it was ok the fireworks were still awesome.
Then we all went back to the hotel and hung out by the pool. And joe and I talked about stuff while sarah eavesdropped... but that was cool I guess... ehh. On my way to bed mrs cordasco tried to tell me that I shouldn’t like disney so much cause it isn’t real, but I said thats why I love it. I wanna move there forever cause its magical and safe and friendly and nice and just plain super! Cause its disney!
So anyway after waiting for the bus and getting on the bus it felt like ages before the castle got into sight. And then when it was megan and I went crazy. We were at the magic frickin kingdom!! We were so excited. Yayface!! So we finally get in and walk down MAIN STREET USA and it was so terrific and we took a million pics in front of the castle and it was all so swell. So then we went to fantasyland and got on the winnie the pooh ride until noah and joe and chris and mike showed up cause they were on a later bus cause they didn’t fit. So it was a lovely ride and then megan tunisia mike me and em all squeezed into a much to small teacup and spun like crazy. We didn’t really fit- it was almost more fun trying to get into and out of the teacup than spinning was.
Oh I almost forgot- I was the official park guide the whole trip because I am efficient and directionally inclined. I am so smart, s-m-r-t. so I was tour guide barbie! Yay for me. I just hope I wasn’t annoying the entire time, cause I know I must have been at least some of the time.
So anyway when we are all done teacupping, we head over to dumbo! And megan was wearing dyke pants aka bermuda short things but cute cause I have a pair too that I wore later, but they are dyke pants cause of what I’m gonna say now. So megan and I are running or skipping to dumbo while holding hands cause we are so excited and we pass by this guy eating ice cream. So noah catches up to us in line and told us that mr. Ice cream eater man turned to his friend when we ran by and was like, “are those two lesbians?!” megan and I were hysterical and proud. Which is kinda sad- we were proud. So we called each other dykes the rest of the trip as well as slutmuffin and bitch. But we decided to lay off the ppda (pretend public displays of affection.) Because we wanted all the hot disney boys to know that we like them not girls and we wanted to make out with them (them as in the boys).
So we were in line for dumbo and I was so excited cause dumbo is my first ever disney ride! At least as far as I can remember, so I had tunisia take a pic of me cause it was an orange one and I went on an orange one with my uncle when I was here the first time when I was 3. Yay. I got so nostalgic. I kept remembering all the things I did in disney times before. But I will share them later. So then we went on small world and haunted mansion while we fast passed peter pan. And small world was super and silly and haunted mansion was scary like it should be. I love that ride. And peter pan was ok but definitely not worth the wait without the fast pass.
So then we hit up peco’s bills and got a super lunch. The chicken wrap was super. The fries were super. The cake was super. And the lemonade was super. I was super full. I couldn’t finish it. So we shared out left overs with the boys. And some lady spilled her drink next to me and since everyone in disney helps one another I started to help clean it up for her but she didn’t even clean it up so I stopped. And we all had a good laugh about megan unintentionally helping strangers by giving me a napkin to wipe my hands but I used it to clean the floor. It was funnier then than it is now, I promise. So while the boys took a load of we got fast passes for runaway railroad and I showed kevin where the potty was.
Then we hit up splash mountain. The people in front of us messed up the seats so the stupid worker girl screamed “2 rows of 3” at our group of 10 about 37 thousand times. So our little honors group were like “uhh 2 rows of 3 doesn’t equal 10...” so then when the screw ups were gone, the screaming chick was gone and we were halfway through the ride we figured out that she really meant 2 rows of 2 and 2 rows of 3. Hahaha we are silly. But the ride was super and I got completely soaked which I wasn’t expecting. So then we got on runaway railroad and we all looked ridiculous with our outside only hands in the air so that we wouldn’t block faces in the picture like we did on splash. But wait there was no picture so we felt awfully silly.
Oh I forgot sometime in between all that we went on space mountain and buzz lightyear and they were both better that I expected and remembered (respectively.). and we saw the talking trash can and he told us he was a talking trash can and told emily (I think) that she must moisturize cause her hands were soft and who ever was eating the poptart that he should share. It was fun.
At 2:50 (a little early) we hit up pirates of the caribbean! Yay! I was so excited. I couldn’t contain myself. We took lots of pirate pics in line and talked like pirates. I took lots of pics on the ride too. And I spent ages in the gift shop. It was super. I wanted to buy everything. But I didn’t. So then we hit up swiss family robinson after chels and I imitated joe and noah and we checked out aladdin. Ow ow. Then we were gonna do jungle cruise but the wait was too long, so we just picked flowers for our cleavage (a recurring theme), and lots of funny stuff happened like cracker throwing and falling over and cracker eating.
I don’t really remember to order of the day anymore but I do know we went on the car ride and we saw jess and then joe bet me $20 to make out with megan. we decided we would if every guy on trip put in money, but nothing short of that. so obviously it didn't happen. and then he bet me $10 to make out with chris. that didn't happen either. and then he bet me $1 to ask the car ride worker if he had ever made out with anyone from new jersey. so i did. and he was like "haha. no. you are in car 3." so i was like ok, and i ran away. haha. and joe still hasn't paid me. and i should have for real hit on him. the guy- not joe.
so then we ate dinner. Mike said slutmuffin. We went shopping. I saw a $25 pez dispenser. I bought candy for people. We took a cute picture but I said I wanted to chase the boys instead. It was fun and funny cause, well, it just was. He was go skate boy. We miss him. And while we took the pic some italian guy came over and took our pic and was like “this is going to italy. Beautiful. Beautiful.” so we were like aww thats cute, but kinda creepy. We half expect to be italian porn stars now... eek. Megan and I went on a boy search for about .4 seconds and then decided mickey’s house in toon town was more fun. So we did that. Then we went back to everyone else and watched the fireworks. And some guy proposed to his girlfriend it was so romantic. Awwww. Tinkerbell looked silly in her glowing outfit but it was ok the fireworks were still awesome.
Then we all went back to the hotel and hung out by the pool. And joe and I talked about stuff while sarah eavesdropped... but that was cool I guess... ehh. On my way to bed mrs cordasco tried to tell me that I shouldn’t like disney so much cause it isn’t real, but I said thats why I love it. I wanna move there forever cause its magical and safe and friendly and nice and just plain super! Cause its disney!