Rules for Love
1. Never trust sweet boys. Sweet boys will break your heart.
2. Rough, tough, shady assholes will be held to the lowest standards and in that respect, totally reliable. Promiscuity, lack of affection and a generally uninspired disposition will be unsurprising and therefore, harmless. Should they show signs of tenderness it will be like finding a honey touched cluster of oats in the bowl of sugarless coal you eat for breakfast every morning- nothing but spectacular.
2. Rough, tough, shady assholes will be held to the lowest standards and in that respect, totally reliable. Promiscuity, lack of affection and a generally uninspired disposition will be unsurprising and therefore, harmless. Should they show signs of tenderness it will be like finding a honey touched cluster of oats in the bowl of sugarless coal you eat for breakfast every morning- nothing but spectacular.