Title: Good Neighbours
Rating: NC17
Characters: Kris/Luhan/Lay, very brief mention of Baby!Tao and other Exo members.
Genre: pwp I guess - smut. Small attempt at a mini-plot
Length: Short(ish) Oneshot (2,961w)
Description: Luhan and Lay are locked out late at night. They decide to wake up the ridiculously hot single dad who lives next door. He's a good neighbour...
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exopromptmeme This is my first time writing Exo, and also my first time trying to write a threesome. I haven't really written much smut before, but here goes nothing. And since it contains smut, obviously I'm slapping it with an NC-17 or Mature rating - over 18s only guys, no children, in case the clicky declare thing didn't warn you enough.
Enough warnings? Leggo!
Yixing followed his housemate (and occasional lover) up the short driveway towards their front door, smiling as he saw Luhan lean against the door with a grin, waiting for him to catch up.
"I had fun tonight."
"Yeah, well so did Minseok, it seems, who was that who ended up getting in the same taxi with him?"
"Ohhh, him and Junmyeon have had a teasing thing going for a while. It seems like Minseok is going to have a great birthday."
Luhan's sly grin said that they wasn't the only ones who were going to have a great evening. He leant forward, pulling Yixing closer, hands roaming under his t-shirt. Luhan never failed to get horny after a couple of drinks. "Hurry and open the door already."
Yixing paused in pulling Luhan in for a kiss and frowned. "I thought you brought keys."
"These pants don't even have pockets - I had to ask you to look after my wallet, why would I have the key? You said you had the keys when we left the house."
Yixing pulled away and started emptying his pockets into Luhan's surprised hands. No keys.
"Awww you've got to be kidding me!"
"Yixing....don't tell me...?"
"Yeah. Watch out of the way a second." As Luhan moved, Yixing crouched down a little to peer through the letter box, and there, right by the jacket he'd been intending to wear but ditched at the last minute, were his keys.
He stood up and dropped his forehead against the door.
"Again? We haven't even had chance to give the spare key back to Chen, what are we gonna do?"
"I don't have a clue, Luhan. Sleep outside? Climb in the window?"
Luhan shoved all the crap from Yixing's pockets back at him and huffed, folding his arms. "Its too cold for that, and it's supposed to rain. We just got new locks and a new alarm system installed. The landlord would kill us if we broke it."
"Locksmith?"
"No locksmith is going to come out at this time of night. We're screwed."
Yixing dropped down onto the doorstep in frustration, as Luhan walked down the drive, pausing as he got an idea and hurrying back up to squat down beside his roommate.
"What about asking Kris?"
Yixing looked up in shock. "Are you joking? The guy has a kid, we can't wake him up in the middle of the night!"
"No, it's fine, I was chatting to him yesterday, he said Zitao is at his grandmother's house on weekends."
"Since when did you talk to him?"
"Since he's a ridiculously hot guy, and I wanted to find out if he was single."
"Incorrigible."
"Shut up, you were curious too. You play with his kid all the time."
"Yeah, but thats....he's cute."
"And his dad is hot." Luhan's eyebrows went all squiggly at this - just as drops began to fall from the sky.
Luhan yelped and pressed himself against the door, in the hope that the tiny roof would offer him some cover. Yixing stood up and squeezed in beside him.
After about ten minutes of the rain getting harder and the duo pushing each other around trying to get the better cover, Luhan stomped his foot.
"I've had enough of this. I'm going asking Kris for help." He stormed over to Kris's door, instantly getting drenched as he stepped out from his cover and began knocking on their neighbour's front door.
Yixing froze for a second, before following, intent on dragging him away. "Yah!" He hissed, trying not to make more noise, grabbing onto Luhan's hands. "Stop it! You're going to wake him up!"
Luhan pulled away. "That's the idea!"
They were still furiously whispering as the porch light flicked on and the door swung open to reveal Kris, clad only in a pair of loose sweatpants, rubbing one eye slowly, frowning down at the pair struggling on their doorstep.
"Don't go getting ideas Lu."
"Ideas? Me?"
"You always get horny after a drink."
"Yeah, and 'cause some idiot forgot the key again, I'm not getting any."
"You're staring at him, it's creeping the poor guy out."
"How the hell are you NOT staring. Have you seen the guy? I KNOW you're not a prude Xing, don't tell me you haven't thought about it."
Yixing paused.
Kris had stood there for a shocked minute while Yixing bowed and apologised and tried to drag Luhan away, but after seeing them so drenched and hearing the words 'locked out' He quickly pulled them inside and went in search of towels and hot drinks.
They shut up quickly as Kris reappeared, handing them both a towel, and beckoning them into the kitchen.
They followed closely behind, Luhan eyeing the blonde's butt as he walked, and Yixing watching the play of muscles across Kris's back as he reached up to run his hand through his hair.
They sat on the stools at the breakfast bar Kris pointed them too, and Luhan rubbed at his hair with the towel, Yixing following suit. Kris brought over a couple of hot drinks and leant backwards against the counter top.
Yixing stopped drying his hair and looked up at Kris.
"I'm really sorry to wake you up, its just we forgot to give the spare key back to our friend, and..."
"It's fine. I'm glad you woke me actually, I fell asleep on the sofa, and it gives me a bad neck if I stay too long on it."
"Oh...well, thanks anyway."
"Not a problem. So there's no way you can get into your house?"
Luhan shook his head, a bit too enthusiastically and Yixing laughed and began rubbing his friend's hair dry, making Luhan smile. "Sorry."
Kris just stood there watching as the two finished and picked up the drinks he'd made.
"Well I guess you'll just have to stay here, I know a guy who can sort you out tomorrow if you want."
"That would be great, thank you so much!"
"No problem. What are neighbours for?" Kris smiled and couldn't help but laugh at the stunned expression on both of the friend's faces. "I only have one spare bedroom though, are you guys ok sharing?"
"Not a problem." Luhan waves the question away. "We share most nights anyway."
Now it's Kris' turn to look surprised as Yixing internally rolls his eyes at Luhan's openness. "You guys share?"
"MMhmm. We...um...I guess you could say we're not just housemates." Luhan chuckles as Kris' eyebrows climb higher. "We're gay. You don't have a problem with that do you?"
Kris grins ruefully, a bit more comfortable over the fact he'd been secretly eyeing up Yixing's body since they entered the house - his white t-shirt had gone practically see-through. "Not in the slightest."
"Ahhh good."
A silence descended as everyone drank their drinks, and as soon as they were finished, Kris placed the cups in the sink and showed them upstairs - Luhan again eyeing his ass as he climbed the stairs. He clearly wasn't wearing underwear.
Kris pointed out little Tao's bedroom, and his own, before opening the door to the double room at the end of the hall. It was a big room, spacious, and big windows let the moonlight stream in, cutting across the bed, distorted slightly by the wet patterns the rain trailed down the glass.
"Wow, this is beautiful!"
Kris smiled at them in thanks, before showing them where the bathroom was. He suddenly disappeared, making the boys think he'd gone to bed and left them to it.
Yixing, whose pants were still damp, was scared to sit down on anything, but Luhan had no reservations, pulling his shirt off and unbuttoning his pants, which seemed to have shrunk to his frame - they weren't supposed to get wet.
He managed to roll them down over his butt, and sat on the edge of the bed, but couldn't get them any further. Exasperated, he looked up at Yixing, who was looking out of the window.
"Xing? Xing, can you help me get these off?"
Yixing turned and laughed at the position Luhan had gotten himself into. "This is what you get for wearing such tight pants. Its a good job you didn't score tonight." He stepped forward and started tugging, but it got them nowhere. He moved closer and wiggled his fingers down the edges of the fabric next to Luhan's skin, hoping to stretch it slightly.
He froze at Luhan's moan.
"Yah, shut up, you're gonna make him think we're doing 'stuff'."
"Well stop squeezing my butt then, I can't help it. Just hurry up, I'm getting cold."
Yixing tried again, rolling his eyes as Luhan bit his lip and his cheeks flushed. He really needed to stop Luhan drinking if he was going to be this horny every time.
The door opened and Kris walked in, holding a bundle of clothes. "I thought you could both get changed out of those wet clothes, these wont fit but...-" He froze, instantly going red as he saw Yixing stood over Luhan, who had no shirt on, hands down his pants, and Luhan looking like he was really enjoying himself. Both heads spun to see him stood there.
"I'll leave these here for you shall I?"
"Its not...this isn't..."
Kris chuckled. "It's fine, seriously. By the way, lube is in the bottom drawer" He winked and turned to leave, but a hand on his shoulder stopped him.
"Luhan's pants are too tight, he asked for help but I can't get them off."
Kris burst into laughter and turned back. "Need a hand?"
Luhan's face almost lit up from the idea of the man's big hands on him, but he didn't want to embarrass himself further. "If you could just..."
"Lie down."
"Huh?"
"I said, lie down."
Luhan did as he was told and Kris walked forwards. It was a joint effort, but eventually, between the three of them, Luhan was sat on the bed in just his underwear, offending jeans on the floor. He also had a boner that was impossible to hide.
"Right, I'll...um...I'll leave you guys to it."
"We could actually use some more help." Kris turned to see Yixing frantically shushing Luhan, who kept trying to bite the fingers trying to cover his mouth.
"Don't...he's..."
"Shut up Xing, you find him just as hot as I do." He turned back to Kris. "Well? Interested?"
Kris looked to Yixing who just shrugged. Kris turned to close the door and walked back to the bed with a smirk. "I thought you'd never ask."
Luhan stood up as Kris approached, reaching up to pull the taller man into a kiss. They wasted no time, almost instantly tangling tongues and Luhan's hands were tracing Kris's exposed skin lightly, feeling the muscles twitch as he ghosted over them. Luhan broke from the kiss to trail his mouth over the man's neck, sucking and biting at his collarbones. Kris looked up to see Yixing, still fully clothed, watching them and not moving.
He took a slow step forward, instantly getting the guy's attention, and holding his gaze as he moved forward.
"You know, that shirt...when it gets wet, it goes completely see-through."
Yixing flushed and looked down, seeing Kris was right. He froze as Kris's warmth pressed against him and his breath was in his ear. "I've been staring the whole time we were talking. You're a very sexy man, Yixing." Kris leant beck to see Yixing's reaction, before taking a step back to Luhan, whispering in his ear.
"Help him get naked..."
Luhan grinned as Kris sat on the bed, watching the pair. Deciding to give him a show, he whispered into Yixing's ear and pulled him forward a few steps. Leaning in, they kissed slowly, pressing close together and Luhan's hands wandered down Yixing's back. As his hands reached the base of Yixing's spine, he pressed him forward, moving slowly, rubbing his still clothed erection against the front of Yixing's pants.
At the guy's groan, Luhan slipped his hands under the damp t-shirt and slowly ran his hands upwards, t-shirt gathering at his wrists, slowly revealing more and more skin. As Luhan's hands reached Yixing's shoulders, he broke the kiss to lift the fabric up and away, latching onto an exposed nipple as he did so.
Yixing's head fel back and he released a low moan, spearing his hands into Luhan's hair as he felt hands unfastening his trousers.
Luhan broke off and moved round to his back, kneeling down se he tugged thr pants slowly lower, taking his underwear with them. Bit by bit his ass was revealed to Luhan, who had decided to kiss and bit at the base of Yixing's back. All at once the trousers were suddenly around his ankles and Luhan had his hands on Yixing's ass, squeezing the cheeks, and taking a quick bite at one, making Yixing yelp.
Kris shifted on the bed, and Yixing's attention was caught. Kris crooked a finger and Yixing stepped out of his pants and moved forward, straddling the older man and leaning forward to capture his mouth. He pushed forward until Kris was lying back with Yixing on all fours over his torso.
Luhan dropped the bottle of lube onto the covers and busied himself with getting rid of Kris's sweatpants, grinning as his erection sprang free. He pushed Yixing out of the way, rolling him onto his back and motioned Kris to move further up the bed. Yixing immediately resituated himself, knelt on the bed at Kris' knees. He lent over and run his palms up Kris' thighs and over his cock, smiling as he heard the man gasp. He leant forward and took the tip into his mouth, pushing down on Kris's hips to prevent him suddenly thrusting up. Sucking slightly, he swallowed him down deeply, pulling back off to gasp in a breath and sucking him back down again, swallowing around Kris.
Luhan smiled at the sight of Kris gasping for breath, hands fisted in Yixing's hair and opened the cap of the lube, pouring some onto his fingers, warming it slightly as he spread it around. "'Xing doesn't do teasing, but he can deep throat like a pro. I don't think he even has a gag reflex" Kris just groaned as Yixing swallowed again, bobbing up and down slowly, the tip of Kris hitting the back of his throat each time.
Luhan moved up and fisted Yixing's erection slowly, as he circled a wet finger around his exposed asshole. He kissed and bit at his round cheeks while he slowly pressed one finger into him, smiling as Yixing practically sucked him in. He pumped his finger a couple of times, smiling as his hips wiggled, wanting more.
Luhan added another finger, slowly twisting and scissoring his fingers to stretch him open, adding a third not long after. He moved his fingers against Yixing's walls, hoping to find what he was looking for.
He knew he'd found Yixing's prostate when the man cried out around Kris, causing the other man to shout too. Luhan continued to press against the same area, thrusting his fingers in as Yixing had to lift off of Kris before he choked, falling forwards, face pressing into the bed, toes curling as he moaned.
"Lu, get in me already." He managed to gasp out in between thrusts.
Kris moved out of the way as Luhan smothed lube over himself, spreading Yixing's knees wider and aligning himself. "Ready?"
"Fucking do it and stop teasing alre......Ohhhh god." He let out a shuddering moan as Luhan pushed inside in one thrust, pausing for a moment, resting his forehead against Yixing's back as he fought to stay still.
"Move." Luhan did as he was told and pulled out almost completely, only to slam back in again almost instantly. He continued to move slowly but steadily, Yixing barely able to hold himself up as Luhan brushed against his prostate with every thrust. Luhan paused as he felt Kris' long fingers on his own ass, spreading his cheeks as he slowly fucked Yixing into the matress.
Kris's long fingers were quick in stretching Luhan, holding him still for a second as he pushed his way in slowly, in turn pushing Luhan into Yixing, who moaned loudly into the sheets. They moved slowly at first before picking up a rythm, Kris slamming into Luhan, Luhan into Yixing, grinding Yixing's erection into the matress. Yixing had to push against the headboard to stop himself moving up the bed.
Wih every thrust Luhan moaned loudly, the dual feeling of being buried inside Yixing and being filled himself leaving him barely able to keep up. Eventually Kris held onto his hips and pulled him back before slamming them both forwards, repeating again and again.
Yixing felt the knot building in his stomach as he reached down and pumped his erection in time with the thrusts. In barely a minute he was crying out, toes curling as he gasped for breath, spilling over his hand and the sheets. This set off a chain reaction, Yixing clamping down around Luhan and a well timed thrust to his prostate had Luhan crying out and coming with a shout. This in turn caused Kris to moan and press deeper as he spilled himself inside Luhan, seeing stars behind his eyelids.
They lay in a tangled mess, all gasping for breathe, sweaty and sated. Luhan was the first to talk, unsurprisingly to the others.
"Well fuck. That was...huh."
Kris chuckled, causing Luhan to groan since he was still inside, making Yixing groan as Luhan's cock twitched at the over stimulation.
"Well what are neighbours for?"
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*facepalm* The ending sucks, but by this point I have the
Neighbours theme song stuck in my head. Its going to take forever to go away.
xxClairexx