The library email said this month is Library Card Sign-Up Month, but what if I've already got mine?
And I think I've had one since I was just a twitch in my mother's eye...
It said to go to this link if you were curious though. (That is signing up for a Chester County Library Card, but if you aren't from around this area, which is Chester County, Pennsylvania, United States, it wouldn't serve your purposes and I don't know where to direct you.)
Basically, I would think you would just need to call up the location closest to you, though, even if the phone gives you hives or panic attacks. If that is true, then I think you would also have the correct medication for such problems.
Fear is not an option - you need a library card, so that there will always be some books out in circulation, some in storage, some being sent to other libraries, and some on the shelves. Out in circulation means "out in the wild," I think...
I didn't study at Drexel for too long before deciding to trade Pokémon cards somewhere else due to feeling somewhat isolated.
This link reveals a list of libraries for non-residents.