゚+.゚愛.゚+情(*´д《гоνё γоч》д`*)不滅+゚成+.゚

Feb 14, 2009 16:21

フォルァ!!(ノ*゚Д゚)ノ 【愛】!

日本のバレンタインデー?

日本では、バレンタインデーに女の人だけが男の人にプレゼント(チョコレートが主流です)をあげます。たくさんのチョコレートをもらって、もてることが証明されればいいでしょうが、義理チョコさえもらえずに終わってしまったら、やっぱりちょっと悲しかったり、がっかりするかもしれません。

Today's Lesson: Love and be loved!

Valentines Day, Japan?

In Japan, it is only women who give presents (mainly chocolates) to men on Valentine's Day.

It would be great if I got many chocolates and proved to be popular...

But probably a little sad or maybe disappointing if I didn't get anything.

Even "giri-choko (obligation chocolate)," at the end of the day.

However, Anji-sama does not welcome disappointment.

For even if this day proves lonesome...

It signals only a reminder of what you should be doing every day for your most loved one!

Although I can see where that can prove tiresome.

A man only has so much stamina!

Though that is not to say it is the same for myself...

I should teach a class on it.

∧∧

  (*゚ー゚)

  ⊂  つ Hello, is this physics class?
  ~  |
  
し`J

∧_∧
           (´∀` )   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          /   \ <Why are your legs severed?
          ||  ||  \_______________
          ||  ||   
     __ //_ //___
    /  //  //      /
   /    ̄     ̄      //
   || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||  ||
   || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||  ||
   ||    JP 101 TEACHER'S DESK!!      ||  ||
   ||                ||

∧∧

  (*゚ー゚)

  ⊂  つ Why is your desk severed
  ~  |
  
し`J

∧_∧
           (´Д` )   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          /   \ < Touché--whoops there goes my ears
          ||  || \_______________
          ||  ||   
     __ //_ //___
    /  //  //      /
   /    ̄     ̄      //
   || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||  ||
   || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||  ||
   ||   JP 101 Teacher's desk    ||  ||
   ||                ||

∧_∧  / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
    < I'M FREEEEE
     \_______________

∧∧

  (*゚ー゚)

  ⊂  つ Again, is this physics?
  ~  |
  
  し`J

∧_∧ 
           (´Д` )   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          /   \ < Yes, whatever. Take a seat.
          ||  || \_______________
          ||  ||   
     __ //_ //___
    /  //  //      /
   /    ̄     ̄     //
   || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||  ||
   || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||  ||
   ||   JP 101 SEX ED DESK    ||  ||
   ||                ||

/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
      | Kekeke sensei's ears go missing
      \_  ______
         ∨
                    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
        ∧_∧        | Even they cannot stand his droning lecture
       < `∀´>       /へ._______
       (    っ-~ ∧ ∧
  ∧_∧-ニニニニニニニ─、<゚∀゚;>
 < ・∀・ >        ヽ⊂  ヽ
 (    つヽ、    ∧_∧\ ノ~
  し__) \  ニニ<    >. \    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
        || ̄ ̄ (    ) ̄||   < We can...
            (__○ノ       \________
   ∧
/ ̄   ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
|  ...Because we do not pay attention nida.
\________

∧_∧ ∩ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
   ( ・∀・)/ < How is babby formed? How girl get pragnent?
 _ / /   /   \____________
\⊂ノ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\
 ||\        \
 ||\|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||
    .|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||

∧_∧ 
           (´Д` )   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          /   \ < www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf
          | ( . Y . ) \_______________
          ||  ||   
     __ //_ //___
    /  //  //      /
   /    ̄     ̄     //
   || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||  ||
   || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||  ||
   ||   BEHOLD MY MAGNIFICENT CHEST  ||  ||
   ||                ||

∧_∧ ∩ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
   ( ・∀・)/ < What does boobs feel like sensei??
 _ / /   /   \____________
\⊂ノ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\
 ||\        \
 ||\|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||
    .|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||

/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
      | Oooooh
      \_  ______
         ∨
                    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
        ∧_∧        | Sensei should know nida
       < `∀´>       /へ._______
       (    っ-~ ∧ ∧
  ∧_∧-ニニニニニニニ─、<゚∀゚;>
 < ・∀・ >        ヽ⊂  ヽ
 (    つヽ、    ∧_∧\ ノ~
  し__) \  ニニ<    >. \    / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
        || ̄ ̄ (    ) ̄||   < Kekeke
            (__○ノ       \________
   ∧
/ ̄   ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
|  ...Sensei has man boobs nida
\________

∧_∧ 
           (´Д` )   / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
          /   \ < I dare you to touch my manly bosoms
          | ( . Y . ) \_______________
          ||  ||   
     __ //_ //___
    /  //  //      /
   /    ̄     ̄     //
   || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||  ||
   || ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||  ||
   || SO MANLY OH!  ||  ||
   ||                ||

/\___/\
/ /    ヽ ::: \
| (●), 、(●)、 |
|  ,,ノ(、_, )ヽ、,,   |
|   ,;‐=‐ヽ   .:::::|
\  `ニニ´  .:::/      NO THANK YOU  
/`ー‐--‐‐―´´\
       .n:n    nn
      nf|||    | | |^!n
      f|.| | ∩  ∩|..| |.|
      |: ::  ! }  {! ::: :|
      ヽ  ,イ   ヽ  :イ

Maybe I am not up to teaching the physics of love...

Perhaps this why I did not receive a giri-choko today!

...

How absurd!

anji mito

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