フォルァ!!(ノ*゚Д゚)ノ 【愛】!
日本のバレンタインデー?
日本では、バレンタインデーに女の人だけが男の人にプレゼント(チョコレートが主流です)をあげます。たくさんのチョコレートをもらって、もてることが証明されればいいでしょうが、義理チョコさえもらえずに終わってしまったら、やっぱりちょっと悲しかったり、がっかりするかもしれません。
Today's Lesson: Love and be loved!
Valentines Day, Japan?
In Japan, it is only women who give presents (mainly chocolates) to men on Valentine's Day.
It would be great if I got many chocolates and proved to be popular...
But probably a little sad or maybe disappointing if I didn't get anything.
Even "giri-choko (obligation chocolate)," at the end of the day.
However, Anji-sama does not welcome disappointment.
For even if this day proves lonesome...
It signals only a reminder of what you should be doing every day for your most loved one!
Although I can see where that can prove tiresome.
A man only has so much stamina!
Though that is not to say it is the same for myself...
I should teach a class on it.
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(*゚ー゚)
⊂ つ Hello, is this physics class?
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し`J
∧_∧
(´∀` ) / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
/ \ <Why are your legs severed?
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/  ̄  ̄ //
|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|| ||
|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|| ||
|| JP 101 TEACHER'S DESK!! || ||
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(*゚ー゚)
⊂ つ Why is your desk severed
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し`J
∧_∧
(´Д` ) / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
/ \ < Touché--whoops there goes my ears
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/  ̄  ̄ //
|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|| ||
|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|| ||
|| JP 101 Teacher's desk || ||
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∧_∧ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
< I'M FREEEEE
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∧∧
(*゚ー゚)
⊂ つ Again, is this physics?
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し`J
∧_∧
(´Д` ) / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
/ \ < Yes, whatever. Take a seat.
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/  ̄  ̄ //
|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|| ||
|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|| ||
|| JP 101 SEX ED DESK || ||
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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| Kekeke sensei's ears go missing
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/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
∧_∧ | Even they cannot stand his droning lecture
< `∀´> /へ._______
( っ-~ ∧ ∧
∧_∧-ニニニニニニニ─、<゚∀゚;>
< ・∀・ > ヽ⊂ ヽ
( つヽ、 ∧_∧\ ノ~
し__) \ ニニ< >. \ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
|| ̄ ̄ ( ) ̄|| < We can...
(__○ノ \________
∧
/ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| ...Because we do not pay attention nida.
\________
∧_∧ ∩ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
( ・∀・)/ < How is babby formed? How girl get pragnent?
_ / / / \____________
\⊂ノ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\
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||\|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||
.|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||
∧_∧
(´Д` ) / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
/ \ <
www.somethingawful.com/flash/shmorky/babby.swf | ( . Y . ) \_______________
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|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|| ||
|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|| ||
|| BEHOLD MY MAGNIFICENT CHEST || ||
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∧_∧ ∩ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
( ・∀・)/ < What does boobs feel like sensei??
_ / / / \____________
\⊂ノ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄\
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||\|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||
.|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄||
/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| Oooooh
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∨
/ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
∧_∧ | Sensei should know nida
< `∀´> /へ._______
( っ-~ ∧ ∧
∧_∧-ニニニニニニニ─、<゚∀゚;>
< ・∀・ > ヽ⊂ ヽ
( つヽ、 ∧_∧\ ノ~
し__) \ ニニ< >. \ / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
|| ̄ ̄ ( ) ̄|| < Kekeke
(__○ノ \________
∧
/ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
| ...Sensei has man boobs nida
\________
∧_∧
(´Д` ) / ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄
/ \ < I dare you to touch my manly bosoms
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/  ̄  ̄ //
|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|| ||
|| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|| ||
|| SO MANLY OH! || ||
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/ / ヽ ::: \
| (●), 、(●)、 |
| ,,ノ(、_, )ヽ、,, |
| ,;‐=‐ヽ .:::::|
\ `ニニ´ .:::/ NO THANK YOU
/`ー‐--‐‐―´´\
.n:n nn
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f|.| | ∩ ∩|..| |.|
|: :: ! } {! ::: :|
ヽ ,イ ヽ :イ
Maybe I am not up to teaching the physics of love...
Perhaps this why I did not receive a giri-choko today!
...
How absurd!