Riddle of steel
Mongol General: We have won again. That is good! But what is best in life?
Mongol General: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcon on your wrist, wind in your hair!
Mongol General: Wrong! Conan, what is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!
Mongol General: That is good.
Replace Conan with Xander and enemies with drunks....
And you have what is playing several times a night at the pub, (thanks to the new soundsystem it DOES sounds rather nice). Only five of them and they where drunk, not fair really but I couldn't have them busting up the place. Thought I was going to have to fight their lassies too,..Fortunately all they did was scream and yell. Several drinks spilled, one table lost, and a crunchy nose. Good Christ, its alot nicer than it used to be but you never completely get rid of the old element seems like. At least they stacked nice in the alley out back..
Liam thinks he's so clever but who sent him the soundbyte a year ago....
Mongol General: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcon on your wrist, wind in your hair!
Mongol General: Wrong! Conan, what is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!
Mongol General: That is good.
Replace Conan with Xander and enemies with drunks....
And you have what is playing several times a night at the pub, (thanks to the new soundsystem it DOES sounds rather nice). Only five of them and they where drunk, not fair really but I couldn't have them busting up the place. Thought I was going to have to fight their lassies too,..Fortunately all they did was scream and yell. Several drinks spilled, one table lost, and a crunchy nose. Good Christ, its alot nicer than it used to be but you never completely get rid of the old element seems like. At least they stacked nice in the alley out back..
Liam thinks he's so clever but who sent him the soundbyte a year ago....