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1.Why did the chicken cross the road,
-it was on fire.
2.Why is the fireman red,
-maybe he is on fire too!?!
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If $money$ were no object, what would you do with ur life?
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HOW TO GET OUT OF A MEETING
BOSS: okay we have a meeting coming up so get together your material.
YOU:OH MY GOD THE HAIR IN MY NOSE IS PLOTTING TO KILL US ALL.
BOSS:Remind me not to invite that guy.
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You can lead a jackass to water, but u can't make it drink.
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":Iam Jack's co-len, I give Jack cancer, I kill Jack:-Dude there is a hole book on this crap"
"Ha ..are u kidding me thats... oh shit (crash)" -_Fight Club_-
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"This is Jordan Popes random shit awards so if u got sumtin better put up or shut up lol"