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A few people were mentioning that I'm amusing when drunk. So here's how I apparently act drunk, according to me.
...Actually I'm just recounting New Year's eve.
I walked up to a few people and asked "Do I look tipsy? Do I look tipsy? Do I look tipsy?" and when they replied "Yeah, I guess so", or something similar, I would say "I'm not tipsy I'm DRUNK!"
I also picked up a habit of saying difficult words. Because if I can say hard words, then I'm not really drunk. Or at least that was my logic at the time.
I was sitting on a banana chair at midnight, and whenever someone stood between me and the lamp I would say "Ah, you have an illuminated contour". Someone sat down and I said "You're minimising your figure!"
On another occasion, Scott was saying "The other day, I was telling a humorous joke..." and I interjected rather loudly "ONE OF THOSE!" and then I giggled at my awesome awareness of the English language for a few minutes.
And then I passed out with half a drumstick firmly grasped in my hand. Or did that happen first?
...Actually I'm just recounting New Year's eve.
I walked up to a few people and asked "Do I look tipsy? Do I look tipsy? Do I look tipsy?" and when they replied "Yeah, I guess so", or something similar, I would say "I'm not tipsy I'm DRUNK!"
I also picked up a habit of saying difficult words. Because if I can say hard words, then I'm not really drunk. Or at least that was my logic at the time.
I was sitting on a banana chair at midnight, and whenever someone stood between me and the lamp I would say "Ah, you have an illuminated contour". Someone sat down and I said "You're minimising your figure!"
On another occasion, Scott was saying "The other day, I was telling a humorous joke..." and I interjected rather loudly "ONE OF THOSE!" and then I giggled at my awesome awareness of the English language for a few minutes.
And then I passed out with half a drumstick firmly grasped in my hand. Or did that happen first?