Family Tree

Oct 17, 2005 17:43

Well I finally figured out how my family tree works and it is very odd.
My Great Grandpa Basil the 3rd married Elena Glinskaya who had two kids. Ivan the IV and Fyodor.Fyodor had no kids. Ivan the IV had six. His six children were Stalin, Mussolini, Gregory the IX, Krushchev, Ivan the V, and Hitler. Only Hitler had kids. Hitler married Eva Braun and had two kids. Mr.K(me) and Athena. Athena married Nostradamus, and had two kids Aaron(Mr.A) and Pippin(LotR one). Aaron had one child...a clone...named Boba Fett. Mr.K had two children, Jessie and Darnell. Mr.K's wife is currently unknown. Yes that is my family tree...and for those who are to stupid to realize that this is a joke...your are fucking morons and need to be shot...But I think I am related to Ivan the IV or Stalin...One of those two...are true....wait a minute...after Hitler was frozen during WW2, Mr.K went to live with a foster family...The step parents were named Kurt Cobain and Muddy Chick...they had one son...CJ~...then you guys most likely know the rest...ect...and in case you don't Hitler was unfrozen in 1964 and is a janitor working in North Dakota. Mr.K killed CJ~...and then the present-2005. Ok...I'm done.
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