Quotes
"That is made of unicorn hair." -- A third-year student taking a written exam
"Propofol. Vitamin P. Milk of amnesia." -- A criticalist
"Every day there's a new blaaaaah-fib drug coming out. I don't switch them, because there's a washout period and all that drama." -- An oncologist
"But you know what? I'm mean." -- Course leader for business
"I just stood at the front door, grabbed my keys, pressed the car's unlock button multiple times, and wondered confusedly why the door was still closed. I'm starting to crack..." -- A third-year student
"This is the best cat ever, just chilling on the table here, no sedation ... sorry, no, this is a cadaver." -- Surgery instructor
Later addition: "How I know I'm tired: after 7 years of living in Davis, I got lost for the first time. Like needed Siri to direct me home kind of lost. What??" -- A third-year student
"Propofol. Vitamin P. Milk of amnesia." -- A criticalist
"Every day there's a new blaaaaah-fib drug coming out. I don't switch them, because there's a washout period and all that drama." -- An oncologist
"But you know what? I'm mean." -- Course leader for business
"I just stood at the front door, grabbed my keys, pressed the car's unlock button multiple times, and wondered confusedly why the door was still closed. I'm starting to crack..." -- A third-year student
"This is the best cat ever, just chilling on the table here, no sedation ... sorry, no, this is a cadaver." -- Surgery instructor
Later addition: "How I know I'm tired: after 7 years of living in Davis, I got lost for the first time. Like needed Siri to direct me home kind of lost. What??" -- A third-year student