More quotes from vet school
E-mail subject: "Equine acupuncture demo--need a horse!" (Horse has to be willing to walk calmly into a lecture hall. I am not making this up.)
On Facebook: "Are you in the market for a cerebellar hypoplasia kitten?"
In lecture: "All of you are dogs."
Professor about to begin five hours of endocrine lectures: "If I was going to spend a day doing something, I'd talk about hormones, so there ya go."
"I'm not going to bore you with this stuff. I don't know it."
"They don't usually put people to sleep for peeing frequently."
On Facebook: "Are you in the market for a cerebellar hypoplasia kitten?"
In lecture: "All of you are dogs."
Professor about to begin five hours of endocrine lectures: "If I was going to spend a day doing something, I'd talk about hormones, so there ya go."
"I'm not going to bore you with this stuff. I don't know it."
"They don't usually put people to sleep for peeing frequently."