Yeah, derm professors are funny sometimes too
"This is a Shar-Pei, the breed that God forgot to inflate."
"My dog found a goat carcass on the beach, so instead of stopping her from eating it, I took a picture." (From a lecture on food allergy dermatitis.)
"This dog was a Chihuahua at one point in its life."
"Clients come in with these ugly -- excuse me, very special looking dogs..."
"I saw this case when I was a resident, back in nineteen mm m mmmh."
Oh, a few more:
"Cephalexin-infused rice is not pharmacologically active."
"This is a dog formerly known as a West Highland white terrier, now an armadillo terrier."
"This case was over 20 years ago, so this cat has long since gone to the eternal care unit."
"My dog found a goat carcass on the beach, so instead of stopping her from eating it, I took a picture." (From a lecture on food allergy dermatitis.)
"This dog was a Chihuahua at one point in its life."
"Clients come in with these ugly -- excuse me, very special looking dogs..."
"I saw this case when I was a resident, back in nineteen mm m mmmh."
Oh, a few more:
"Cephalexin-infused rice is not pharmacologically active."
"This is a dog formerly known as a West Highland white terrier, now an armadillo terrier."
"This case was over 20 years ago, so this cat has long since gone to the eternal care unit."