Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I punched
latentleviathan in the arm (-10 points). In July
lilbitsygirl and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Tuesday I helped
agentkinesis hide a body (-173 points). In September I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In March I gave
apsharha a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1195 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
CjiadonBast