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[cjharkness]

Location: His office, Opharan Hub
For: Torchwood team

*has applied mistletoe to every doorway, and tinsel and Christmas lights to every available surface* *has set up a rather large Christmas tree in the middle of the Hub* *has mistletoe over his desk*

To: Torchwood E-mail Group
From: Harkness, J.
Subj: Update to current policies

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[sexyteaboy]

*has had his memory restored* *probably was kept up aaaaaaaaaall night by someone who will remain nameless Jack* *walks into the Hub and sees the decorations and rolls his eyes* Okay, who's the clown with absolutely no taste in Christmas decorations?

[cjharkness]

*pops out of his office looking festive in his twinkly antlers* Whadya mean, no taste?

[sexyteaboy]

My future husband. I should've known. *mock-exasperation* I think I'll Irish up my coffee this morning in order to make it through the day.

[cjharkness]

Pff. You're lucky to have me. You people don't know how to celebrate Christmas properly. *grins* Do you know how to ice skate?

[sexyteaboy]

*looks at him suspiciously* Why?

[cjharkness]

Because I'm asking. *waggles his finger at him* Answer the question, Jones.

[sexyteaboy]

Well, I'm no Christopher Dean, but I can manage.

[cjharkness]

Oh, good. *beams, then waggles his eyebrows at him, turning to head back into his office* Come sit on Santa's lap. *grin!*

[sexyteaboy]

*can't help but grin* *follows Jack into his office* And if I tell Santa what I want for Christmas will he give it to me? *snickers like a dork*

[cjharkness]

Mmhm. *sits in his chair, leaning back and patting his lap* What do you want for Christmas, little boy?

[sexyteaboy]

*sits across his lap, wrapping his arms round Jack's shoulders* Hmmm...well, I'd better whisper it because if I say it out loud, I'll be on your naughty list. *leans in, nipping his earlobe first* I want to go to a club with my fiance and have him pound my arse in front of a whole bunch of jealous on-lookers.

[cjharkness]

*shivers, shifting a little and sliding his hands up Ianto's thighs* You were already on my naughty list. *grins, nipping his neck lightly and wrapping his arms around him* Good, that goes well with our date plans for this evening.

[sexyteaboy]

*grins* Oh?

[cjharkness]

Mmhm. *leans back, antlers twinkling merrily* Do you want your present now or later?

[sexyteaboy]

*giggles* Well, whenever you want to give it to me. *smirks*

[cjharkness]

*leans over and rummages under his desk, pulling out a rather large box wrapped in pretty paper and hands it to him, grinning*