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[cjharkness]

Location: Ophara library
For: Anyone

*is researching the nature of space and time vehicles, experimental and otherwise, leaning over a disappointingly small stack of books*

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[emowanderer]

*leans over his shoulder and says loudly in a voice that disturbs everyone in the library* They've got that all wrong.

[cjharkness]

*mutters* You know, I thought so.

[emowanderer]

They always get it wrong. *sits beside him* Do me.

[cjharkness]

*looks at him* What? *laughs* Sorry, Doctor.

[emowanderer]

Jack. Come on. You're the best lay this side of existence. I mean, I could go find the husband but chances are he'll stab me. So it's either you, my other self, or Ianto.

[cjharkness]

You know what would happen if I shagged you. At the least I would get that cold shoulder that he does so well. At worst? Well, as they say in those rotten country songs, he'd take the car, he'd take the dog, and I'd never see him again.

[emowanderer]

*pouts adorably* You just don't love me anymore.

[cjharkness]

I love you, I really do. *wraps his arms around him and kisses his cheek* But I'm not gonna do you.

[emowanderer]

*groans* Blowjob?

[cjharkness]

*shakes his head* Sorry Doctor.

[emowanderer]

*sighs* Well...can I use your phone then?

[cjharkness]

*hands him his mobile with a curious look, picking up another book and thumbing through it*

[emowanderer]

*dials into it* *grins deviously* Hi Ianto, it's the Doctor. Can I have sex with you? *listens* Well can I have sex with Jack?

[cjharkness]

*rolls his eyes* *grabs for his phone* Give me that!

[emowanderer]

*dodges back* Hey, now, Jack. Be nice. *on the phone* I haven't got anyone to shag. Well, yes, I could, but Jack's the best. *grins* Great. *hands the phone to Jack* He says I can.

[cjharkness]

*hisses at him, grabbing for his phone* If you get me in trouble I swear to god I'll - *is handed his phone* *eyes it worriedly, then gives Ten a Look while lifting it to his ear* Ianto.