Like Ice
Tomorrow's weather forecast is calling for high temperatures in the single digits. Factor in wind chill, and you get negative twenties. As per what I assume is a state law, once temps get so low, all schools have to go into two hour delay mode. And as expected, just about every school already has. Except the Catholic schools. They are pretty much all closed. The hell are they so afraid of? All the good little sheep going to their good little sheep school should expect to get a little extra protection from their god. Go to school you freaking cowards.