005 - Proper interpersonal conduct for young men.
It has come to my attention that young gentlemen are becoming increasingly unfamiliar with the civilized methods of social interaction. While one can blame modern society, the media and rap music for such disorderly conduct, improper parenting could be faulted as well. Good upbringing instills values that will last a lifetime.
And so, to aid young men in their interpersonal relationships, I have constructed this guide as a courtesy to you all. I am certain that the information would be quite helpful, and it would behoove each and every one of you to refer to it on a regular basis.
Should you have any questions regarding this guide, by all means, ask, and I shall clarify them for you.
[Ooc note: Post-curse, Mimori will come to her senses and delete this post. etc. etc.]
And so, to aid young men in their interpersonal relationships, I have constructed this guide as a courtesy to you all. I am certain that the information would be quite helpful, and it would behoove each and every one of you to refer to it on a regular basis.
- "Grabbing a Drink" is not a Date. The consumption of alcohol diminishes mental capacity and lowers inhibitions. One cannot put their best foot forward while inebriated, and nobody likes a drunkard.
- Sex on the First Date is Improper. To ask it of someone you know so little about is crude. To allow it to occur would give one the reputation of a "manwhore."
- Ask before engaging in Intercourse. ALWAYS. Familiarity is no excuse for improper behavior. Be sure to use phrases like "Please" and "May I." (Ex. "Please give me a blow job"; "May I stick my penis in your rectum?")
- Use protection. While intercourse between two men cannot result in a child, a prophylactic can reduce the possibility of a sexually transmitted disease.
- Lubrication is not just a tool, it is a courtesy. Rectal tissue is easily subject to abrasions and microtears, so it is in the best interest of both parties to keep those to a minimum.
- Write a "Thank You" note. After intercourse, gratitude should be expressed to your partner. While general phrases such as, "Last night was magical" are acceptable, specifics like "I loved it when you threw me on the desk and slapped the handcuffs on" gives the message a more personal touch.
Should you have any questions regarding this guide, by all means, ask, and I shall clarify them for you.
[Ooc note: Post-curse, Mimori will come to her senses and delete this post. etc. etc.]