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Libra
September 22 - October 22
It may seem as though someone has dumped a huge bucket of water over your head today, dear Libra. Your fire is extinguished. Keep in mind that this is only temporary and that your internal flame will be rekindled soon. For now, however, you may want to take this time to slow down and relax. Use this as an opportunity to reflect and tune in to your sensitive, caring nature. Sit back and let someone else take the reins.
So which one of you is gonna DARE throw a bucket of water on me? Huh? You wanna piece a me? Are you lookin` at ME punk? Are ya feeling lucky?
Enough nonsense, let us delve into the truly bizarre. Last night I had this dream where I had submitted an article to a magazine. I don't recall it being an erotic magazine, but I do remember the editor told me that I should be careful about reading a few copies of the magazine first and then write the article as they had a very specific style they were looking for. For some lame reason that seemed perfectly logical in my dream I did not bother to do so until AFTER the story had been written. So I get this email.....
When you open the email there is an almost perfect CGI image of a rather voluptuous woman in a black teddy. She has that sultry voice and that 'come hither and jump me' look in her eye. And she is holding a printed version of my story. As I watch her, she is looking into the camera at me....editing. "Oh how naughty. We start aaalllllll of our articles with the letter F scripted at the top of the page." She then gets a long pen and sucks the tip, then circles my mistake. She works her way down the article, but she only found three.
"I have to give you....an eeefffffff" she coos to me, then faces the camera and appears to make ready to remove the teddy before the screen goes blank. The corrections were made by the magazine, and I decided not to write for this magazine again.
Now since I AM currently working on an article for a magazine due September 20th, I WILL take the dream's advice and go back and read through past articles.
September 22 - October 22
It may seem as though someone has dumped a huge bucket of water over your head today, dear Libra. Your fire is extinguished. Keep in mind that this is only temporary and that your internal flame will be rekindled soon. For now, however, you may want to take this time to slow down and relax. Use this as an opportunity to reflect and tune in to your sensitive, caring nature. Sit back and let someone else take the reins.
So which one of you is gonna DARE throw a bucket of water on me? Huh? You wanna piece a me? Are you lookin` at ME punk? Are ya feeling lucky?
Enough nonsense, let us delve into the truly bizarre. Last night I had this dream where I had submitted an article to a magazine. I don't recall it being an erotic magazine, but I do remember the editor told me that I should be careful about reading a few copies of the magazine first and then write the article as they had a very specific style they were looking for. For some lame reason that seemed perfectly logical in my dream I did not bother to do so until AFTER the story had been written. So I get this email.....
When you open the email there is an almost perfect CGI image of a rather voluptuous woman in a black teddy. She has that sultry voice and that 'come hither and jump me' look in her eye. And she is holding a printed version of my story. As I watch her, she is looking into the camera at me....editing. "Oh how naughty. We start aaalllllll of our articles with the letter F scripted at the top of the page." She then gets a long pen and sucks the tip, then circles my mistake. She works her way down the article, but she only found three.
"I have to give you....an eeefffffff" she coos to me, then faces the camera and appears to make ready to remove the teddy before the screen goes blank. The corrections were made by the magazine, and I decided not to write for this magazine again.
Now since I AM currently working on an article for a magazine due September 20th, I WILL take the dream's advice and go back and read through past articles.