Horrorscope for Wednesday
Got something you didn't want last year and can't take it back? Dun know where it came from? Sick of looking at it on the shelf? No problem! Just wrap that sucker back up and pass on the thought that counted cuz its...
National Re-Gifting Day!
Yup, just package that sucker right back up and pay it forward.
So, your horrorscope for the day, dear Libra? Today is a day to reflect on your life, gain a perspective on the past. Remind yourself that you live in the present, that the world of the past no longer exists. Then go through that closet and start piling up the crap. The old sweater your crazy aunt gave you that makes you look like a pumpkin? The bunny slippers that have seen better days? The bracelet from your rotten no good ex who needed to give you something quick cause you caught him kissing your best friend on her birthday after a night of drinking? Cut it loose and make someone else happy. Wrap it up, send it on, and claim back your life.
PS: Its also Wright Brother's Day, but I just found that out and I don't feel like re-writing that. So....just re-gift your stuff and send it air mail.