Its Party time!
OK boys and girls! Are we ready to PARTY?
Today we have a few reasons to celebrate! It is:
- Bonza Bottler Day. An excuse to celebrate. This happens every month when the day and the date are the same number. (September 9, October 10, November 11, December 12, etc.)
- Feast of Our Lady of Guadalupe - Observed December 12th every year
- Hanukkah - December 5 - 12, 2007
- Poinsettia Day
So let me see what the stars have to say about all this....hmmmm....its not very clear....such a murky....ahh! Here we go...the fog begins to lift from my crystal ball. Oh, sorry. That was actually just dirty glasses. *Squee-ey Squee-ey* All clean now. Lets see what we have here....
The planets are lined up ever so nicely, dear Libra, to create a day like today. Your lucky number today is 12, so keep that in mind as you wait at the deli or the meat counter. If you have a lower number, give it away. Twelve is what you want. Today is also a good day for some color in your life. The best way to be happy today, dear Libra, is to find an obnoxious flower, and I mean a really big one, and display it in your home or office. This will bring joy and happiness to others as well. Don't ask me why, I was just paid big bucks to say that by the local Flowerama. Tonight you should enjoy that big meal with someone you love at a candle lit dinner. Its all red and romance today, dear Libra, so enjoy your day! (PS: Don't forget to pick up the big red plant. I get a ten percent kickback if you mention this horrorscope. Talk to Big Al.)