Saint Joseph's Day
Swallows Return to San Juan Capistrano Day
Anniversary - Iraqi Freedom
National Day of Oil (Iran)
Well there are some interesting holidays for you. Should we simply swallow the oil prices we get from Iran on St. Joseph's Day or should we try to ram democracy down Iran's throat instead?
I really am at a loss for what to do with those holidays. I mean, you could say...well, no, that is a little rude...how about...umm...no. I had better stop while I'm ahead.