Boys Night!!!

[citywalk]

Ryan and I are going to have boys night. I haven't talked with him about it, but I'm sure he'll be up for it. Steven never reads this, but he will come too. Ryan, bring your posse. We will watch movies, eat popcorn, and build pillow forts with signs that say "No Girls Allowed" where you have to say the secret password to get in. Then we will get

Comments

[whitlay_kimblay]

You aren't an asshole, you're hilarious! I'm jealous. I want to make a pillow fort and have hookers! If I put a banana down my pants so it looks like a penis can I come? Pleeeeeeeaaaaaassssseeee???

Should it be done?

[syndikit]

I think it shall be done! We no longer negotiate with those that don't have genitals on the outside of their body. From our "no girls allowed" pillow forts we will beat the drums of war. For on that day of reckoning the whole world shall know that the males will no longer be pushed aside by their penis-lacking counterparts. The dominance of the purple-headed trouser snake shall be known once again. The time of the meat whistle is now and all women shall kneel before the throbbing python of love! This is our time men! Come together and rise up!

(and yes... I do hope my girlfriend does not read this. I am a pansy)

Re: Should it be done?

[whitlay_kimblay]

Ryan, that is the most inspiring speech I've ever heard. It almost brought me to tears...almost.

[_iloveyoutoo]

I don't think you're an asshole, I just can't believe you updated. I want to come! I have a role of quarters waiting for my pants, and I'll even throw in a fake moustache to sweeten the deal... whaddaya say>

[bigacrowe]

my gauze...i agree with the other vaginas that posted...i want to come and you are not an asshole...but i DO have a drawer full of socks awaiting my pants to come to said pillow fort building party...can i come???

[aka341]

are you bitches crazay or sumpin. we don't let the boys come to girls night, even when they offer to tape down their weiners and put pudding filled balloons in their shirts. embrace womanhood and build a fort out of pads and tampons.