If you really, really wannakah...
Today I:
...found out I had a negative checking account balance.
...forgot to zip up my fly. (I should also mention this happened yesterday too. Luckily it was only for a brief period in both cases).
...couldn't play the National Anthem on piano.
...had at least 3 awkward encounters.
...made what was supposed to be a 10 minute presentation a 5 minute presentation.
...accidentally made a racist comment.
...spent 15 minutes looking for an i.d. that ended up being in my wallet all along.
...forgot my umbrella.
It is official now that I am indeed a complete idiot. I suppose I'm ok with it. I wouldn't be me without the constant spilling, losing, forgetting, and talking too much.
I have to say though, the whole doing stupid shit all the time thing is getting a little old.
On the bright side, there was a very attractive guy working today at B.M.S. (Big Mouth Subs for those of you not in the know) and we had a very nice interaction. The best part: I was wearing high-heeled shoes and he was still taller than me...but not like, freakishly so. More like just right so. Anyway, I guess that's what happens when I take the time to shower and put on real pants.
Or maybe it was all in my head and I'm actually freakishly ugly and nobody's ever had the courtesy to tell me. I hope that's not the case.
I would like to wish you all a happy Festival of Lights but I don't know how to spell it.
I come home in a week. I'm considering just sleeping from now until then and saying screw it to all the shit in between. I'm so tired. I'm running out of steam. When you can't even remember to zip your pants, you have a problem.
...found out I had a negative checking account balance.
...forgot to zip up my fly. (I should also mention this happened yesterday too. Luckily it was only for a brief period in both cases).
...couldn't play the National Anthem on piano.
...had at least 3 awkward encounters.
...made what was supposed to be a 10 minute presentation a 5 minute presentation.
...accidentally made a racist comment.
...spent 15 minutes looking for an i.d. that ended up being in my wallet all along.
...forgot my umbrella.
It is official now that I am indeed a complete idiot. I suppose I'm ok with it. I wouldn't be me without the constant spilling, losing, forgetting, and talking too much.
I have to say though, the whole doing stupid shit all the time thing is getting a little old.
On the bright side, there was a very attractive guy working today at B.M.S. (Big Mouth Subs for those of you not in the know) and we had a very nice interaction. The best part: I was wearing high-heeled shoes and he was still taller than me...but not like, freakishly so. More like just right so. Anyway, I guess that's what happens when I take the time to shower and put on real pants.
Or maybe it was all in my head and I'm actually freakishly ugly and nobody's ever had the courtesy to tell me. I hope that's not the case.
I would like to wish you all a happy Festival of Lights but I don't know how to spell it.
I come home in a week. I'm considering just sleeping from now until then and saying screw it to all the shit in between. I'm so tired. I'm running out of steam. When you can't even remember to zip your pants, you have a problem.