Because my porno name always amuses me
So, SO bored in the face. UGH. Is it tomorrow yet?? I'm getting my hair cut again in the morning, maintaining the chin length but aiming for a bit of an angle coming from the back to the front. I also think I want more undercutting and possibly some form of bangs. After that I'm growing it back out.
Then Missa and I are doing food/booze, MBV3D (third time for both of us, SO SAD, WE KNOW) and then Friday the 13th. The lack of capslock is misleading, I am very excited.
Also, I stole this from chash, putting it under a cut 'cause that's how I roll today.
1.YOUR REAL NAME:
Vanessa
2.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:(mother and fathers middle names)
Delfina Vance
3.NASCAR NAME:(first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Felipe Van (Note: Daddy's middle name comes from grandfather's first name and I'm named after my Daddy. Obvious trend is obvious.)
4.STAR WARS NAME:(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Chava (I find this funny because it's Mexican slang for "girl" or "chick")
5.DETECTIVE NAME:(favorite color, favorite animal)
Purple Skunk
6.SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name, town where you were born)
Lee El Paso (I guess if I'm ever ACTUALLY on a soap opera I'd go by Lee L. Paso)
7.SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Clear Apple Juice
8.FLY NAME:(first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Vaee
9.STREET NAME:(fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Karamel Sutra Oreo
10. PORN NAME: (1st pet's name, street you grew up on)
Remington Allway
11.YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of last name plus izzle)
Chaizzle
Then Missa and I are doing food/booze, MBV3D (third time for both of us, SO SAD, WE KNOW) and then Friday the 13th. The lack of capslock is misleading, I am very excited.
Also, I stole this from chash, putting it under a cut 'cause that's how I roll today.
1.YOUR REAL NAME:
Vanessa
2.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:(mother and fathers middle names)
Delfina Vance
3.NASCAR NAME:(first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Felipe Van (Note: Daddy's middle name comes from grandfather's first name and I'm named after my Daddy. Obvious trend is obvious.)
4.STAR WARS NAME:(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Chava (I find this funny because it's Mexican slang for "girl" or "chick")
5.DETECTIVE NAME:(favorite color, favorite animal)
Purple Skunk
6.SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name, town where you were born)
Lee El Paso (I guess if I'm ever ACTUALLY on a soap opera I'd go by Lee L. Paso)
7.SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Clear Apple Juice
8.FLY NAME:(first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Vaee
9.STREET NAME:(fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Karamel Sutra Oreo
10. PORN NAME: (1st pet's name, street you grew up on)
Remington Allway
11.YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of last name plus izzle)
Chaizzle