「 v o i c e 」
[ the following message is broadcast over a very secure network, inaccessable to Avaticans and the turncoats. Call it a side effect of those shiny white collars of yours. A voice cuts in through brief but loud static: ]
--the Hell should I know if it's on or not- ... oh, that's what that button's for.
Nevermind.
[ ahem ]
To those of you who can hear this, I apologize for that unpleasant noise a moment ago. You'll find I'm not the most tech-savvy of people around here, but at least I can handle a damn enchantment or two.
This is the Grey General of Solinth, and I am asking you all a favour.
As I'm sure you've noticed, there's this terribly unsightly foreign airship lurking above my City and unfortunately it's just too out of place to keep around, so it will have to go. Also unforunately, that means anyone associated with that ship needs to high-tail it out of my City as well.
This is not a task I can accomplish on my own, and with the majority of my City's army either wiped out entirely or missing a few too many limbs to continue their services, my only option left is to ask for assistance from able-bodied foreigners such as yourselves. I will not be so strict as my last recruitment, anyone who can brandish a weapon or set an enemy on fire would be most welcomed.
Rest assured that while anyone who agrees to help rid my City of Avaticans will be praised accordingly, I am regretfully unable to offer any kind of reward system as of yet. However, those of you who join me are welcome to meet in our headquarters where there is an ample supply of pastries and baked goods to hopefully satisfy a sweet tooth or two.
I know that there isn't a single person out there who owes my City anything, least of all your skills in battle and quite possibly your lives. A good majority of you prefer to keep your loyalties on their side, and while I will not force you to rejoin mine, doing so will label you amongst those who will be forced from my City.
You can contact me through this line, it is kept quite secure. I don't need a list of your skills, I don't need an explanation of your experience, all I need is confirmation whether you will assist me or not. Anyone interested will be properly briefed on the details.
Should you choose not to, of course, then I apologize for interrupting your routines.
--the Hell should I know if it's on or not- ... oh, that's what that button's for.
Nevermind.
[ ahem ]
To those of you who can hear this, I apologize for that unpleasant noise a moment ago. You'll find I'm not the most tech-savvy of people around here, but at least I can handle a damn enchantment or two.
This is the Grey General of Solinth, and I am asking you all a favour.
As I'm sure you've noticed, there's this terribly unsightly foreign airship lurking above my City and unfortunately it's just too out of place to keep around, so it will have to go. Also unforunately, that means anyone associated with that ship needs to high-tail it out of my City as well.
This is not a task I can accomplish on my own, and with the majority of my City's army either wiped out entirely or missing a few too many limbs to continue their services, my only option left is to ask for assistance from able-bodied foreigners such as yourselves. I will not be so strict as my last recruitment, anyone who can brandish a weapon or set an enemy on fire would be most welcomed.
Rest assured that while anyone who agrees to help rid my City of Avaticans will be praised accordingly, I am regretfully unable to offer any kind of reward system as of yet. However, those of you who join me are welcome to meet in our headquarters where there is an ample supply of pastries and baked goods to hopefully satisfy a sweet tooth or two.
I know that there isn't a single person out there who owes my City anything, least of all your skills in battle and quite possibly your lives. A good majority of you prefer to keep your loyalties on their side, and while I will not force you to rejoin mine, doing so will label you amongst those who will be forced from my City.
You can contact me through this line, it is kept quite secure. I don't need a list of your skills, I don't need an explanation of your experience, all I need is confirmation whether you will assist me or not. Anyone interested will be properly briefed on the details.
Should you choose not to, of course, then I apologize for interrupting your routines.