and with time, my worth will stain, and split your heart from my name ...
anne's my best friend. i love her. let's drink to that.
monday: anne & her mom picked me up at riverside square mall early in the morning with the mall walkers & janitors.
then we laughed about my cell phone ring tones including "bongo beauty" in the car & went to costco where anne pushed me around in a shopping cart without telling me that my thong was exposed to every wholesale customer in the damn place. we picked out socks, a bathing suit on a plastic mannequin, barbra streisand cds, & books about bodies of waters. her mom told us to put it all back so we threw them behind boxes of potato chips and secretly left the beeeeeaaaautiful bathing suit (dummy included) in a woman's shopping cart. she saw us so we ran away. then a scary man asked anne what aisle she got me in to which we replied "aisle four".
then we went to garden state plaza where we put my camera phone to use. we secretly took pictures of an old woman in a wheelchair (which is now my phone background), a rastafarian, an eighty year old woman with painted pink lips & a bleach blonde fro, a chinese girl with a mullet, anne & a puppet, a girl with blue hair, me in a bathtub, a nun, me sneaking into the santa display, & anne grabbing spiderman's ass.
we ate lunch at cpk where we had a waiter who told us that he likes new jersey better than miami 'cos the people in nj are more sarcastic. his name was mario & we signed the check
"we love you mario.
love, princess peach."
that night, we saw "mona lisa smile" & really wanted popcorn but we didnt want to disturb the people in our row to get up so i jumped over the rows of seats to get out only to find out i didnt even have enough money for food in the first place.
tuesday: we went to ridgewood and got our nails done. my manicurist asked me if anne & i were having a new years party. i asked her if she was & she said no "i going to watch tv of time square." it was a nice conversation. then i messed up my nail & she fixed it. then i messed up my nail again when we were in a different store & went back & she fixed it. she told me that she was "waiting for me". hm.
that night anne and i did kareoke & found a picture of a girl from camp who had psychological problems & clipped her toenails at four am. we framed the picture & put it in her brother's room. we also visited an elvis impersonator's house who had millions and trillions of xmas lights all over his house.
wednesday: we went to anne's old town for new year's. we got chinese food, brought it back to the party, & drank. i mostly played drunken pinball & talked to this kid about weed while wearing his hat? i think. then we went into town & according to anne i threw all her money in a mailbox. then her mom picked us up & got mad at us 'cos she smelled the alcohol. anne convinced her that we didn't drink even though her mom still thinks i'm a lush.
thursday: we visited anne's grandpa's new office in jersey city. he has a neato microwave & a room that is all black. anne stamped my hand with a woman named joyce's stamps & then we went to ruth chris' steakhouse where we ate a lot, heard sad stories about anne's friend from nc, showed anne's grandma our pictures from the mall, & i was told by anne's grandpa that he wanted to adopt me 'cos he & i are the only ones who like creamed spinach.
that night our friend from camp, maria came over & then after she left, we made a picture of andrew antone(http://www.andrewantone.com/) anne's desktop background, printed out a another picture of him, drew a heart around it, & hung it on her brother's door. we watched "that's so raven" until our brains hurt & then talked about what it would be like to be named "pigeon". then we had more girl talk.
friday: i went home. it was sad. i better move soon so i can see anne all i want & have more entries that are fun to write.