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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I set __eleveneleven's puppy on fire (-66 points). Last Thursday I stole hearts_sold's purse (-30 points). Last Saturday I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In May I turned eddie_da_asian in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). In August ghostinthegloom and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points).
Overall, I've been nice (618 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!
Sincerely,
cityhas_sex