Very Important News For GSachs Employees
Update for all you Goldman Sachs employees, in case you missed the memo: You can't hang around in groups of twelve or more - it might seem inappropriate!
Yes folks, Goldman Sachs, the company that took ripped off tax payers by being GIVEN bonds from the government, turned them into 'variable instruments', and then traded them internally for interest before selling them back to the government at a profit to benefit Christians or some dumb bollocks bullshit screamingly insane rip off excuse
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Has informed it's employees not to gather in groups of more than 11. Because that would seem inappropriate. You see, being seen in groups in public, and thus enjoying themselves, would be less appealling to the public than the payment of £16.7Billion in bonuses for last quarter's grand tax payer swindle.
The cnuts!
What they're really, actually scared of is people finding out they're bankers at Goldman Sachs, splashing cash in incredible amounts behind the bar while the rest of us tell our kids that Christmas is cancelled.
And then kicking the shit out of them.
Yes folks, Goldman Sachs, the company that took ripped off tax payers by being GIVEN bonds from the government, turned them into 'variable instruments', and then traded them internally for interest before selling them back to the government at a profit to benefit Christians or some dumb bollocks bullshit screamingly insane rip off excuse
*pause for breath*
Has informed it's employees not to gather in groups of more than 11. Because that would seem inappropriate. You see, being seen in groups in public, and thus enjoying themselves, would be less appealling to the public than the payment of £16.7Billion in bonuses for last quarter's grand tax payer swindle.
The cnuts!
What they're really, actually scared of is people finding out they're bankers at Goldman Sachs, splashing cash in incredible amounts behind the bar while the rest of us tell our kids that Christmas is cancelled.
And then kicking the shit out of them.