Hurrah for the Woolworth closing down sale, what with my 10 nieces and nephews.Shame about the 28,950 redundancies.
Whilst shopping for books (I bought the Block Wars / Apocaplypse War Judge Dredd anthology for my eldest nephew. I heard my sister bought him socks. HAH! I win that one!!)
Anyhoo, I saw this:
It appears that in order to boost sales, Abi Titmuss has moved into the 'Schadenfreude' section in Waterstones. If her book was called "Bummed for money", it'd sell better.
Happy Titmuss, everybody. Hey - at least Jordan had to go through horrendous body modification in order to 'find her voice'. As for Catherine Tate...? no comment.